One day God was sitting around playing Jenga, and his wife said “have you figured out what to do with those monkeys yet?”.
God said “What do you mean? Monkeys are awesome, and very funny. Does there need to be more?”.
Mrs God stood with hands on hips and scolded him “God, you told me you were working on a Grand Plan for them”.
“oh, fine” grumbled God, “I will teach them to stand on their hind legs.” He smiled slightly at the thought. "Yeh, that’ll be fun. Then I’ll teach them to read and write. "
He really felt like he was on a roll now. “Hahaha, oh man, this will be awesome.
Oh, and then I will teach them that they should not always believe everything that is written ! ….Wait, that bit won’t be very funny. I think I’ll leave that part for a few extra millenia”.
- written by Octo
(to distract you from your pending doom, given that it’s rapture day today).