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God loves monkeys

One day God was sitting around playing Jenga, and his wife said “have you figured out what to do with those monkeys yet?”.
God said “What do you mean? Monkeys are awesome, and very funny. Does there need to be more?”.
Mrs God stood with hands on hips and scolded him “God, you told me you were working on a Grand Plan for them”.
“oh, fine” grumbled God, “I will teach them to stand on their hind legs.” He smiled slightly at the thought. "Yeh, that’ll be fun. Then I’ll teach them to read and write. "
He really felt like he was on a roll now. “Hahaha, oh man, this will be awesome.
Oh, and then I will teach them that they should not always believe everything that is written ! ….Wait, that bit won’t be very funny. I think I’ll leave that part for a few extra millenia”.

- written by Octo
(to distract you from your pending doom, given that it’s rapture day today).

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  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 3 years ago

    The pending didn’t im!

  • oh Bryan, are you still here? .. didn’t you get the memo? .. I mean sure, not all us that got the memo thought the whole rapture thing seemed all that worthwhile. To be honest, and I know I wasn’t along here, I thought that it sounded like it would be a right royal pain in the ass. So we all voted and agreed to just skip it. Did they do the same vote where you are? Fantastic mate. Whatever the reason I’m glad.

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  • Bryan Freeman
    Bryan Freemanover 3 years ago

    Nope, no vote, just got passed over for the rapture. Didn’t everyone then and doesn’t that mean that Mr End-of-the-world could have been right just that god doesn’t love us or thinks we’re all sinners? Having written that, there are surely some people that left this mortal coil yesterday and are they the ‘chosen’ ones? Or was their time up anyway? Will we ever know the answer? Perhaps Google will know one day.

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