a parody based on the movie Army of Darkness which made popular the term “Boom Stick”. This version introduces a little bit of Schtick to the mix. I did feel a little bit bad about replacing the hot chick with a clown… I mean every guy wants a hot chick clutching at his crotch, even when he’s performing comedy. Needless to say we tend not to feel the same way about clowns.. especially tiny tiny clowns, who are just that much creepier than the usual kind. So guys, please accept my apology.