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Midlife Crisis by Octochimp Designs


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I saw you standing there.. having that midlife crisis.. and I felt really bad for you. When you mentioned that you were thinking of getting a tattoo, I could tell right away it was going to be a dolphin.
So here, please take this teeshirt instead. Wear it, hug it, stroke it, even chew on its corners for a while if you need to, while you get through this tough time.
Honestly it’s going to be better than the f%^king shit tattoo you were thinking of getting !!!!!!

…by the way, please don’t wear this out in public, it’s only slightly better looking than the tattoo would have been…

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  • vampvamp
    vampvampalmost 4 years ago

    very god, i know someone who could use this but it’s probably too late! :)

  • Ah, well all the better. The teeshirt can be used to cover up the mistake. !

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Hugh Fathers
    Hugh Fathersalmost 4 years ago

  • :) thanks Hugh

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Akkra
    Akkraalmost 4 years ago

    (Snort snigger grin) oh how many dolphin tattoos have I seen in my life…tee hee. Very excellent Captain Octo!

  • Yeh, crazy !! Just get a convertible, or a gym membership, or a satelite dish.

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Earthmonster
    Earthmonsteralmost 4 years ago

    Ha! Ain’t that the truth.

  • Hehehe, sadly yes. Cheers. :)

    – Octochimp Designs

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