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Fangs not as sharp as they used to be? You need... by Octochimp Designs

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there was already Tru-Blood for the vampires who wanted the best possible substitute for the real thing.

This one is the cheap imported variety for the vampires who really just can’t be bothered.

also available in the following version with a background added :

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  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago

    this is bloody fantastic, love it!!

  • thanks V. I’m super glad you like it, and were able to stop by to share that awesome pun. :)

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Hugh Fathers
    Hugh Fathersover 4 years ago

    Most cool!! . . .

  • thanks Hugh! the first bottle is on the house.

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Clare Colins
    Clare Colinsover 4 years ago

    ha ha…great design….great laugh :)

  • cheers Clare. I appreciate the feedback. :)

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Joozu
    Joozuover 4 years ago

    Six-pack for me, please!

  • hehe, that’ll be one soul thanks.

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Steve Harvey
    Steve Harveyover 4 years ago

    Great stuff, sort of like Thunderbird for trailer trash vampires.

  • hahaha, took me a while to work out what thunderbird is. You can always count on the trailer-parkies to keep coming back for more.

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Wolfdocter
    Wolfdocterover 4 years ago

    Whoa! Fully sick :D

  • cheers. I’ll drink to that!

    – Octochimp Designs

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago

    congrats dude!

  • thanks V. pretty cool. :)

    – Octochimp Designs

  • Octochimp Designs
    Octochimp Designsover 4 years ago

    cool, featured in Blood Red – All things Vampiric . Awesome !

  • jayveezed
    jayveezedover 4 years ago

    Nice one, would suit me… all that screaming and subduing is too much hassle… leaving the house is a bit too much hassle for me ;)

  • hehe, yep I’m with you on that. :) I’ve always said that I’d be happy if all my food could be blended for ease of consumption.. so I can get right back to the other important stuff like sitting, and lying down.

    – Octochimp Designs

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