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Sorry, I only date humanoids (female) by Octochimp Designs

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Are you tired of being hit on by creatures who aren’t even bipeds (let alone human) ? Wear this tshirt and the problem is solved.

Also available in male version :


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  • Michael Lee
    Michael Leeover 4 years ago

    Nice varient on a theme, Mr Goodfellow.

  • :) thanks Michael. I don’t know if it’s good enough that someone would actually buy it, but I wasn’t too unhappy with it.

    – Octochimp Designs

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago

    LOL, cool.

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago

    or another version could be ‘sorry i only eat humanoids!’ ;D

  • haha, nice.

    – Octochimp Designs

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