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My Life As A Scrumptious Dessert

‘Bleh’ she shrieks
And sprays crumbs
Across the table
‘No’ I reply
The word sticking in my mouth
Like a very
Very dry muffin
She slams me down
On a baking tray
‘Into the oven with you’
With a mouth full of gingerbread teeth
I wonder if this
Shall be my fate
Baked alive
At 100 degrees
Will I now die
A muffin man
With jam instead of eyes?

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I’ve edited this one aroung 100 times, but i still want feedback

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dessert, gingerbread, scrumptious, mffin

Comments

  • bloodredbriony
    bloodredbrionyover 5 years ago

    Robert, this is great. I really like how you have created an feeling of cakey angst with the phrases ‘with a mouth full of gingerbread teeth’ and of course the ‘very, very dry muffin’ line. I also think the final line works really well.

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