Alex Trebek: Sure you will. And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.
Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.
Alex Trebek: Great. Let’s take a look at the final board. And the categories are: “Potent Potables”; “Sharp Things”; “Movies That Start with the Word Jaws”; “A Petit Déjeuner” – that category is about French phrases, so let’s just skip it.
Burt Reynolds: Hey, uh, I speak a little French. You’re an assbite, pardon my French.
French Stewart: My name’s French!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, who gives a damn?