Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best? Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question. Jim Halpert: False. Black bear. Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought— Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!