You’re oh so important, need satisfaction lickety split
No time to release your cell phone, even while you take a shit
Even in the airport bathroom, I have to hear your conversation
While you talk and talk and talk and talk while not suffering from constipation
Your conversation was inane, but you were so determined
To speak with your friend that second, about some recorded sermon
I’m sure the preacher would be proud to be discussed while you were farting
Spreading the joy of the glory of the words he was imparting
Then when you were finished with your number two and number one
You balanced that little phone so well and washed your hands then you were done
After traveling all day, desperately needed populace control
I really didn’t mean to blurt, “Get off your fucking phone you stupid asshole.”
You got on my last un-fried nerve as I was out spinning of kilter
Never underestimate the power of a New York girl without a filter
For bringing attention to your importance, I hope you accept this apology
I will keep it to myself I had you on a list for necrology
As usual, based on my life.
I cannot stand the self-important people who MUST be on their cell phone, even when in the bathroom. I was traveling and tired and the last thing I wanted to hear was this moron’s conversation while in the airport restroom. I could understand, maybe, if it was an urgent call.
Complete lack of respect for the person to whom she was speaking and total disregard for others in the restroom.
August 14, 2012