Sinus Rinse

Oh sinus rinse feels so weird
But feels so good when snot’s cleared
I love shooting it up one nostril
It’s like getting a message from an apostle
Funky how it comes out the other side
And it no longer feels like drowning in high tide

If someone had told me in the past
I’d be doing this, them I’d lambaste
Yet here I am upside down dripping
From my nose, you’d think I’m tripping

My favorite part comes later
As my day I go about
When suddenly I move just right
And water comes pouring out
Sometimes I’m lucky to have a witness
To this most disgusting feat
That befalls upon me
Oh so indiscrete

But then I remember the good it does
Allergies no longer make face feel like fuzz
Head rarely feels like it’s going to explode
From a sinus migraine that leads me face-first to the commode
So I propose a toast to rinses of the sinus
And crown its inventor his or her royal highness

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A quick anatomy lesson:

Here’s the sinus rinse bottle and packets of stuff that go into warmed distilled water:

If you’re a total maniac you get the docking station for it (I just throw mine where ever it lands):

This is how one leans over the sink, although if you can get yourself upside down, even better (so my allergist told me):

My favorite part, ha ha ha ha:

How one looks and feels with a sinus migraine:

Sinus Rinse

Rikki Woods

Joined October 2009

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