Ass Hole

“Ass hole! Ass hole!” The man yelled.

The wind was really whipping up now. I’d never seen a tornado before. Being a tourist it was exciting, but I also knew I didn’t want to see it up close. Still I had to wonder why in this quaint farming town where everyone was so friendly and caring, this man chose to be so crass at this particular moment. He must have been insane. He just stood there yelling “Asshole,” over and over, until he saw us looking at him. He motioned us to join him. As we walked toward him the farm hands arrived with the donkeys and we all made our way into the underground cavern, safe from the coming storm.

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Creating from both light and dark places, I create the stuff of dreams and the heat of nightmares. Most of my art and writing comes from a life of crazy, frightening and wonderful experiences. I’m also somewhat touched in the head, or so I’m told.

I am a wife, mother, artist, author (novelist, poet, story teller, part time comedic writer) college administrator and former rock goddess.

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  • Kevin McGeeney
    Kevin McGeeneyabout 4 years ago

    great story Rikki!!! Got to trust the locals sometimes :)

  • Thanks so much Kevin.

    – Rikki Woods

  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandabout 4 years ago

    LOL I love this story, well done!!

  • Ha ha. The things that pop into my head during long trips on the road.

    – Rikki Woods

  • CLiPiCs
    CLiPiCsabout 4 years ago


    Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss

  • Ha! :D

    – Rikki Woods

  • barbarajm
    barbarajmabout 4 years ago

    lol. great story

  • Curtsy bows. Thank you.

    – Rikki Woods

  • autumnwind
    autumnwindabout 4 years ago

    Rikki you are too much!!! Haha!!! It’ a beautiful thing to make people smile – you do it so well! : )) xoxoxoxo

  • I thank you so much. This is the kind of compliment that truly makes my day.

    – Rikki Woods

  • Tony Wilder
    Tony Wilderabout 4 years ago

    So much in there, I really wanted more to read! Well done!

  • Thank you Tony.

    – Rikki Woods

  • Arcadia Tempest
    Arcadia Tempestabout 4 years ago

    Ahhh this is the best way to say goodnite to the bubble…..a good laugh this was absolutely rikki-donkulus :))) Stole that from that latest Shrek movie I took my son to see this morning …xx

  • Ha ha. Thank you so much, and I’m honored to be associated with Shrek in any way possible.

    – Rikki Woods

  • Goldenspirit
    Goldenspiritabout 4 years ago

    LOL. Nice touch. :)

  • Ha. Thank you.

    – Rikki Woods

  • bearwings
    bearwingsabout 4 years ago

    hey, I thought you were calling me, habit I guess, it does get your attention though, are you sure you weren’t calling me, it’s o.k. ….I’m used to it now

  • Ha ha. Not you. Uh uh, no way. lol. Thank you!

    – Rikki Woods

  • Cathryn Swanson
    Cathryn Swansonabout 4 years ago

    Haha, I wasn’t expecting that!

  • He he. Thank you.

    – Rikki Woods

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