We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
A childhood favorite.
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Long ago, bitten by a radioactive pig, I now devote myself to fighting crime, upholding liberty, blah, blah, blah…
Noice. Damn dirty apes.
Thanks. I appreciate your stinking paws typing that.
– Captain RibMan
Fantastic idea and execution!
Thank you and thank you.
Damn dirty barrel of apes!
loving this!!!! Great stuff.