Super tired; eating hamburgers lying on the couch.
Too much stress these days.
My little dog Tito started talking; it made perfect sense.
He carried on a great conversation about hamburgers.
I wonder why we never chatted before.
We discussed everything, politics, religion and even sexuality.He teased me about watching the wife and me going at it all these years.He totally creeped me out when he said he always wanted to join in.
What really wierded me out was his hopping up on my chest and looking hungrily into my eyes.
“You know, many dogs are Bi don’t you?”
When I tried to respond he stuck his tongue in my mouth!I jumped up and shouted “What the fuck Tito!”
Tito ran behind my wife’s housecoat.“ I told you don’t fall asleep on the couch with food on your face. You were lucky it wasn’t a rat!”
A man has a conversation with his dog.