My wife is a Mensa Member-Rhodes Scholar and a royal pain in the ass.
“Can’t you go a little faster? Still drunk from last night? Want me to drive?"
I shuddered staring straight ahead.
“You missed the turn back there genius.”
I do not think so but held my tongue.
“If we turn around now, at least we will be on time.”
As difficult as it would be to turn the long vehicle around, I pulled over.
“You drive smart ass.”
“Finally came to your senses; knew I was right. I give credit for admitting failure.”
I watched her head from the back seat.
“Look, with me driving we’re faster now. You should always let me drive; I am the best driver.
I smiled keeping my feet off the tandem bike pedals.
“You’re the greatest driver Einstien!”
A man and wife share driving duties.