One of “those” days; a flubbed presentation, accounting figures wrong, and security paged me.
Promotion comes with good performance but mistakes made it unlikely.
When I got to my cubical, I sensed him, but ignored him.
A flashing light on my phone and a full inbox made me angrier.
I could sense him mocking me.I’m surprised they let him up on the desks.
A head tilt, glittering questioning eyes; obnoxious silence.
How would it look if I launched him off my desk; put the boots to him?
Human Resources would get involved.
Bernheimer doesn’t like “Little People!”
Just ignore the bastard.
“Bernheimer Tosses Little Person; gets tossed himself!”
I wanted him on someone else’s desk!
I slapped him hard; over my Mr. Coffee machine, into the aisle!
Tina Pak looked up from where she held his lifeless form.
These Mini-Me dolls aren’t cheap; be careful!
An angry man displaces his agression.