Zombie Defense Guide - Outbreak Emergency Poster! by R-evolution GFX
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Unconventional Zombie Defense Guide – Domestic Defense Edition – Outbreak Emergency Poster

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Here is a list of common items available in most domestic households that can be used in Zombie defense, as opposed to the usual shotguns, chainsaws and baseball bats… not everyone can be Rambo!

Attack points refer to items ability to injure a zombie in any way possible.

Defense points refer to the items ability to obstruct, distract, immobilize or render the zombie harmless.

Use this information wisely.

Also on a tee (with closer detail picture in description)

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*~GOLDFISH BOWL (goldfish removal optional):
May be used to make floors slippery so zombies
injure themselves in falls, or to obstruct
their biting capability if placed over head.

TELEVISION SET (the older the better):
Effective head crushing weapon, older TV sets are
heavier/sturdier so are more effective, only
recommended for capable heavy lifters.

MINCED MEAT (preferably beef):
Temporary distraction due to its similarity to
human brains, and also can cause moderate damage
if thrown while frozen accurately enough.

GARDEN HOSE:
Good immobilizer if used correctly, leave attached
to tap, then attach to zombies ankle or around
neck, or you can just whip them with it.

LAPTOP COMPUTER (with internet access):
Depending on the zombies brain deterioration, may
be used to distract zombies with some hardcore
zombie pornography, also useful to bludgeon head.

MICROWAVE OVEN:
Only useful against stubborn zombie body parts that
refuse to die, put offending zombie head/hand etc
in oven on high for 10 minutes, problem solved.

VICE GRIPS/PLIERS:
Effective but risky approach at defense against
bites, you must immobilize a zombie and extract
all front teeth, instant harmless gummy zombie.

LAWNMOWER (push mower + belt/rope):
The ultimate zombie killer, just remove push bar,
strap to your chest, pull the rip cord, and enjoy
sweet zombie horde dismemberment.~*

Coming soon! – Urban Defense Edition

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Comments

  • J. Sprink
    J. Sprinkalmost 5 years ago

    Fantastic! Every home should have this right next to the emergency supplies! Keep up the good work!

  • I agree!, we need to make this compulsory :P

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Missayy
    Missayyalmost 5 years ago

    This is awesome :D

  • Cheers Missayy

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Naf4d
    Naf4dalmost 5 years ago

    Cool.
    Watched Zombieland last night (it’s okay… for a while!) They could have done with one of these I think.

  • True, was funny before the bimbos came into it lol

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Joseph Osborne
    Joseph Osbornealmost 5 years ago

    last one, good braindead reference. Bad film but so funny.

  • lol I wondered if anyone would pick up on that, true so bad its funny, peter jackson rules at horror! lol

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Damian
    Damianalmost 5 years ago

    Haha, excellent!

  • Thanks damian

    – R-evolution GFX

  • hardhhhat
    hardhhhatover 4 years ago

    Brilliant work cool…

  • cheers

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Moncs
    Moncsover 4 years ago

    There’s nothing sadder then a zombie with a fishbowl stuck on it’s head :(

  • lol maybe I’ll make a tee with that very depiction on it

    – R-evolution GFX

  • BlueKnot
    BlueKnotabout 4 years ago

    “instant harmless gummy zombie”… oh, the mental image!

  • Spur of the moment ideas :P

    – R-evolution GFX

  • znort
    znortalmost 3 years ago

    Freaking awesome!

  • Thanks!

    – R-evolution GFX

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