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Unconventional Zombie Defense Guide – Domestic Defense Edition

Here is a list of common items available in most domestic households that can be used in Zombie defense, as opposed to the usual shotguns, chainsaws and baseball bats… not everyone can be Rambo!

Attack points refer to items ability to injure a zombie in any way possible.

Defense points refer to the items ability to obstruct, distract, immobilize or render the zombie harmless.

Use this information wisely.

Coming soon! – Urban Defense Edition

Text:
*~GOLDFISH BOWL (goldfish removal optional):
May be used to make floors slippery so zombies
injure themselves in falls, or to obstruct
their biting capability if placed over head.

TELEVISION SET (the older the better):
Effective head crushing weapon, older TV sets are
heavier/sturdier so are more effective, only
recommended for capable heavy lifters.

MINCED MEAT (preferably beef):
Temporary distraction due to its similarity to
human brains, and also can cause moderate damage
if thrown while frozen accurately enough.

GARDEN HOSE:
Good immobilizer if used correctly, leave attached
to tap, then attach to zombies ankle or around
neck, or you can just whip them with it.

LAPTOP COMPUTER (with internet access):
Depending on the zombies brain deterioration, may
be used to distract zombies with some hardcore
zombie pornography, also useful to bludgeon head.

MICROWAVE OVEN:
Only useful against stubborn zombie body parts that
refuse to die, put offending zombie head/hand etc
in oven on high for 10 minutes, problem solved.

VICE GRIPS/PLIERS:
Effective but risky approach at defense against
bites, you must immobilize a zombie and extract
all front teeth, instant harmless gummy zombie.

LAWNMOWER (push mower + belt/rope):
The ultimate zombie killer, just remove push bar,
strap to your chest, pull the rip cord, and enjoy
sweet zombie horde dismemberment.~*

And also available as an emergency poster

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Comments

  • Teo Zirinis
    Teo Zirinisover 4 years ago

    hahaha this is awesome!!! might come in handy one day…

  • Maybe one day yes lol cheers Teo

    – R-evolution GFX

  • ROUBLE RUST
    ROUBLE RUSTover 4 years ago

    There are NO words to say how much awesome, amazing, GREAT this is xxx

  • Well that was a nice enough attempt :D I’m flattered, cheers RR

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Naf4d
    Naf4dover 4 years ago

    Haha, this is great!
    I’m gonna use the lawnmower advice in the busy pubs just to get to the bar quicker. lol

  • Pub crawlers do resemble a horde of lumbering zombies sometimes don’t they, go to work! and grab me a shot while you’re at it (no pun intended) lol

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Zombie Rust
    Zombie Rustover 4 years ago

    Amazing! So clever…

  • Thanks ZR, I knew this would be a complex design but worth it in the end =]

    – R-evolution GFX

  • scottimages
    scottimagesover 4 years ago

    fantastic!! A must-have for every household!

  • Yup, and if you feel the need to use it in the future have it posted on your wall in the emergency area lol with this large poster

    – R-evolution GFX

  • EIysia
    EIysiaover 4 years ago

    Hahaha effin sweet!

  • I think so too :D cheers

    – R-evolution GFX

  • ROUBLE RUST
    ROUBLE RUSTover 4 years ago

  • Kewl, thanks again!

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Malkman
    Malkmanover 4 years ago

    see this is just pure genius dont no how i missed it or lived with out it

  • Cheers man, and it started off rather simple like one or two items added to regular guns etc, but I had so many ideas for weird weapons I made this in the end :P plus I have more coming soon, urban edition hehe

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Octochimp Designs
    Octochimp Designsover 4 years ago

    this is totally sweet.

  • Yeah one of my own favs too :D cheers

    – R-evolution GFX

  • Matthew Pugh
    Matthew Pughover 4 years ago

    Awesome awesome awesome. Max would be very proud!

  • Max? lol, and cheers mate! =]

    – R-evolution GFX

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