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Take a single MX-1000 thermal h-class tactical hand GRENADE out of the mx-1000 Series 4.1 personal defense kit, hold and Firmly Pull safety Pin pull ring out of MX-1000 while maintaining strong pressure on safety latch to ensure against possible lethal premature detonation.
The MX-1000 is now armed.
Do not drop.
Vigorously Throw MX-1000 grenade (not safety pin pull ring) in preferred optimal trajectory towards desired target you intend to destroy, ensure safety latch has correctly detached and jettisoned from the MX-1000 prior to throwing MX-1000.
5 second detonation countdown timer will now activate.
Very quickly Evacuate to designated safety location with MX-1000 Series 4.1 personal defense kit.
Take out, deploy and correctly aim supplied MX-1000 debris shield in direction of detonation, deflect any incoming soil, plant, animal, mechanical or Human and/or other debris that may have been in MX-1000 detonation radius, the target is now vaporized.
Congratulations on successfully using the MX-1000 thermal h-class tactical hand grenade personal defense attack.
(If you survived detonation and debris fallout, refer to step 4)
Take out supplied celebration Sachet
Remove cake and utensils from Sachet.
Eat cake. (may contain traces of anti-radiation agent)
(For more detailed instructions; refer to MX-1000 thermal H-class tactical hand grenade Series 4.1 personal defense kit manual)