spork : an eating utensil combining features of a spoon and a fork.
It’s handy to know that you should never, ever leave home without one of these. This ever versatile utensil has been known to be the quiet hero in many a hairy spot.
Perfect for all manner of situations – fighting demons, slaying zombies, staking ridiculous sparkly vampires. What about probing aliens (yes, who’s to say we can’t give some of their own back!), or making Sashimi out of Cthulhu in 8.5 seconds……… Maybe even good for enjoying a crisp garden salad for lunch.