Kinky Cowboy

redqueenself

San Antonio, United States

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If you want to learn a little more about this Texas Jewboy…his Ghandhi like inspiring spirit at the Utopia Animal Rescue Ranch or maybe purchase some Kinky cigars or Kinky Hot Salsa to benefit the Rescue Ranch check out the site listed above. Don’t forget to read Kinky’s mystery novels where he and his friends are the strange people roaming through stranger times.

a quick sketch of my favorite cowboy Kinky Friedman. His works include…"They dont make Jews like Jesus anymore "and of course the very politically correct “Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed”. I guess a Jewish Cowboy living in Texas doesnt have much of a sense of self preservation. Did I mention he ran for office? He got my vote!
Kinky Friedman#

Well, I keep trying to download the You Tube version of “They Aint making Jews like Jesus Anymore” but get a different song so here are the lyrics…

WARNING WARNING WARNING
Some people will be offended and others will be very offended!

lyrics
“They Aint making Jews Like Jesus Anymore’

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed gods only son.

I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that thats not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.
you know, you dont look jewish, he said, near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin and a-spittin on the floor,
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

He says, i aint a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we dont need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops n micks n slopes n spics n spooks are on my list
And theres one little hebe from the heart of texas is there anyone I missed ?

Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, Im gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin that pack of lies.
If theres one thing I cant abide, its an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said bout aristitle onassis.

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
lord, they sho aint makin jews like jesus anymore!
All right!

No, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore.

Everybody!
They aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
They aint makin carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

No, we aint makin jews like jesus anymore,
We dont turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singin as I strolled right out the door
lord, they aint makin jews like jesus anymore!

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