Girls (described using maths)

redchipmunk
Author: redchipmunk
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Girls (described using maths)

Do you know what’s worth fighting for?
When it’s not worth dying for?...
When you’re at the end of the road and you lost all sense of control…
One, twenty-one guns,
lay down your arms,
give up the fight…

Should I?

Girls = Time * Money -> equation 1

Time is Money,
Time = Money -> equation 2

substitute equation 2 in equation 1,
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)squared -> equation 3

From timothy 6:10,
Money is the root of all Problems(evil),
Money = square root of (Problems) -> equation 4

substitute equation 4 in equation 3,
Therefore,
Girls = [square root of (Problems)]^2
Girls = Problems

Life isn’t fun without problems ;)
Therefore, We need girls =D

goes off looking for a girl

  • Elizarose

    Elizarose

    Because maths solves everything? XD

  • redchipmunk replied

    Not quite… It can’t solve you =P

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