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forget the shoes
give the man some soap

I foresee a go slow on any future tee features…

SHOES NOT REQUIRED

mmm and a hair cut too…:O)

forget the soap
someone throw him a party.
Oh wait…nope…you’re right…give him some soap.

Whoot a challenge is afoot… What!!! biscuites are GOOD…. encourages you Xavier. I work for biscuites too..S

Archibald Fotherington?

or an elastic band..you look good in headset…

Shoes are optional? I’m there!!!!

Actually the joke is on RB, I’ve been vegan since easter!

(So yes soap probably much more relevant)

This logo is going to be so crap.
But I am going to pour my heart and soul into it, don’t you worry.

... and some pumice.

I liken MInt Slices to urinal cakes! I say give the man his bikkies laced with sleeping pills and get him to a barber. :-D

PS A mint slice is just mylanta covered in chocolate. :-(

Cheryl

LOL WOW caveman, nice feet!

Xavier put shoes on….... ya got funny toes….....!!! lolol

You do know he’s going to get dozens of boxes of the little treats don’t you, ensuing a belly ache, hence sick time and no logo. Me thinks the sugar rush will be worth it though. You guys are fantastic!! =o)

Rog

mmmmmm….. Arnotts Calssics, how can you go wrong, my favorite, stick to your guns Xavier!

Those aren’t feet, they’re leather!!!!!

I am currently seeing the image of “the feet” in my head and to be honest I am frightened…so very…very…frightened…it is late here in Canada and I need to go to bed…but those feet…they haunt me…please I beg…at least a flip flop…a well placed sandle…SOCKS!!!

THE HORROR THE HORROR….

Don’t make me take another closeup

Don’t worrry Xave, you can have my quota of mint slices. I’ll smuggle them to you in a RedBubble greeting card at 11:09am each morning ;)

Well be grateful; he’s not found the tim-tam stash in the tin in the cupboard under the stairs! .... oooops! lol
Seriously though why does Arnott’s bother with use-by dates on tim-tam packets???? Mind you I also have a serious issue with their “just right snack” apricot & Yogurt fruit slices [and thus loo paper too!] ok it’s better for you less fat or something but not when you eat the WHOLE packet in one sitting!!! lol waaaay tooo yummy! :o)

So I’m with you Xavier !
Raid the bickies and I’ll send you Earl Grey & Orange Peko tea [ blend both together yummo!] to dunk them in! :o)
[errr not the chock mint ones the chocolate melts! ... <) lol ]
KEEP HAPPY!!! :o) xox

haha I bet they’re not even your feet.. looks like someone is holding up one of things you hang out of car doors.. you know..

the “save Xave” campaign has started to resist the tyrannical posturings of Humphrey. Mint slices can be smuggled to key redbubble operatives mummified and Jo O’Brien to ensure that the poor guy doesn’t starve. And if he doesn’t want them – we’ll have them as we quite like chocolate….

vegatarian buiscuits..hmms..wonders if thats possible..can picture ya now..lettuce between two rice cakes…hehehe

I think Xavier has a right to the bickies. :)

Poor baby, don’t pick on him….......or I’ll be forced to smother him into my bossom, that threat alone will spure him to achieve greatness…........(seriously, for a moment)
– thanks everyone for all of your continuing efforts at RB. (The bikkies are in the post) :))

Looks as though his bubble has burst and his balloon is about to pop…
nice hair though!!!!
I suggest he learns to bake some muffins. Add some chocolate chips,
sucks on a peppermint….

God, now I really feel like a mint slice.

He looks a bit scrawny to me and needs a good feed and a hair cut and a toe nail job. He doesn’t look to bad on the eyes but would look better all fixed up.

xavier is the only person in the office who should be eating the biscuits anyway, the guy is as skinny as a rake and is the only one who exercises regularly (except for tom, but he’s discounted as a human being for wearing lycra shorts around the office).

how about this site for some logo inspiration?

Seriously, Xavier you’ve got the chops to do well with the RB brand.

WINNER of Sideshow Bob LookALike goes to…....

Solution: Buy less fancy biscuits. How about some crappy tina wafers or milk arrowroots? No one wants to eat them :)

Here you go Xave ….

Vegan Chocolate fudgy minty biscuit thingy’s

LOL, i always thought a new logo is a nice idea :)

woah Cathie I am totally trying those this weekend

Scary thought of the day …. Xavier all fixed up & in a suit & tie …... <$
yyyyuuuueeeeeegggghhhhh!!!!!!! lol

NEVER NEVER NEVER let anyone FIX you! lol unless you broke something … a bone your skin open … your heart …. a fingernail …... lol

Besides you look like this cute young hottie friend of my son whom I cant have cos he’s my son’s friend lol :o) [oops sorry Mick lol]

But your feet don’t really match … is that postal tape on one???

Sorry Roger don’t mean to give you worse nightmares :o)

OH NO….First “the feet”...now lycra shorts….does no one wish me to sleep….

THE HORROR THE HORROR and LYCRA…..

OMGOSH…you found some??...LOL!

SLAAAPING Tom! [ unless they’re lime green … I don’t know why but it’s just a thing lol]

Mmmmm…. Frodo feet. Let the creation of the new preciousssss begin….

call me weird but I like Milk Arrowroots & wafers! ... must be the mother in me! [mother get out!!! well move over a bit I need to breathe! ] {Hey I’m a fiction writer I’m meant to make stuff up! <)}
Don’t you hate it when you turn into your parents??? <(

You are not getting the biscuits ,only the package they came in ,the biscuits dont get past me well some one has to do that terrible job of testing them
A NEW LOGO ,GREAT LOVE CHANGES

Paul: please also add Pete’s short shorts to your mental image

hahaha Rhana
Precious my precious!
lol

yes. i was just thinking the logo needed to be bigger. bolder. more 2.0

Xavier, were you christened? Did the congregation fall asleep while the vicar tried to get his tongue around your name?

Do me a favour mate….......... I’ve got some particularly stubborn omelette stuck to my frying pan, can I borrow your hair for a while?

kev

A prayer…

Now I lay me down to sleep,
And pray I do not see those feet,
But if I must I think I’d rather,
choose feet over a guys arse in lycra…

Thank you…Thank you very much…

oh no not the old faded over washed stretched legged navy stubbies????
Please I’m gona have nightmares now and I’m in Melbourne!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! :O

can you make it spin around a globe?

Don’t knock a Milk Arrowroot until you’ve tried one.

Love the hair :) give the man as many biscuits as he wants!

lol paul lol

Kev its easy to say it Zay-Vee -er symple! lol

for the record my hair is soft and suitably conditioned
people enjoy nestling in it

no puns about ‘nesting’ please since I just made it

heist: oh oh I can have gold 3D block font. You’ve given me a new idea…

oooohhh spinning bubbles what fun!!! :o) lol

@ the rest of the admins.

You know what the logo’s gonna look like if Xavier is deprived of chocolate don’t you??

Lets see now,feet, soap, hair, lycra, and short shorts..Paul sweety I gave up sleeping tonight.. no sleep needed really its a waking wierdest dream I ever had. :)

Hey bubble boys how hard would it be to have a RB instant chat room?? these forums are fun but …...
Just for a few hours a day??? pweeeeeze?????

hahaha red timtams! lol pity we’ve been conditioned to think green when thinking mint … I bet red ones taste of mint just as good! lol

come to think of it why haven’t they done a mint timtam …. heaven I’d be in heaven …. bad singing that’s why I guess lol

Arnotts biscuits? never heard of them , but im only a poor welsh female, but if he gets loads donated, can he share i’m fed up of this flippin diet i’m on

I agree kaha…no sleep needed, nor wanted…lest I am beseeched by the Giant footed, evil golem, lycra bummed beasties…...AHH!!

What about the ideal biscuit? The original archetypal biscuit, does it exists in the ether in perfection. Or perhaps a metaphorical biscuit….

someone send Susan a pack of timtams … I know that would be cruel lol send her the genie pack ok lol
I know I know if anyone HAD the genie pack they wouldn’t part with it for all the tea in china!

Lemme bet he makes a logo outa all of this..LOL

John … timtams!
or teddy-bears yuuuummm!

yeah the red timtam in a revolving bubble no less! lol

Anyway I came in here looking for Pagly’s post about a group exchange trip to the USA
Trisha where’d you put that???

Whats in the balloon??
Thats more of a worry than the feet!!

Go the crap logo.

behold my supple legs

have a good weekend every one
especially you, paul

So let me see…at any given time there can be big foot, short shorts, and stretchy bum, at a table chatting over tea and cookies….it is starting to become a very weird image indeed….......

Once upon a time in land of bubble there lived Big Foot, Short Shorts and Stretchy Bum.

I love forums…lol

Oh lycra clad bums and chocolate …. does the world get any better than this??

That last photo has made an old woman very happy Xavier!!! LOL!

I think you lot are such great fun – and if you have any trouble with Xavier just send him on to me! I’m sure I could do something with him!!. lol.

Hahaha, well, I don’t blame him for eating all the biscuits. I do the same thing. I can eat one whole packet of FAMILY assorted creams in one day, hell even one sitting. I just love biscuits.

I guess that counts out me ever getting a job here…

I think Cathie Tranent has the right idea. Why stop at a logo change when you could change the name of the site to RedBiscuit instead. Sounds Good to me.

I NEVER thought it hard to fill up your lunch box before you go into work.

You actually stock your work kitchen?! With food?! Not just having a Microwave and kettle handy for people to cook up their own lunches, dinners and late-night cramming sessions.
Sounds abit like pampering to me…

And sounds a hell of alot like my younger brother or as I like to joke ‘The Black Hole’ It will suck anything into is vortex but don’t expect to get anything back… HIDE THE MINTIES PACKET!! Oh crap it’s too late…

This is Xavier’s mum – I love you just the way you are darling although I agree about the haircut. Would you like me to send you some special food (and socks) just for you? Are you looking after yourself and tell those other people to stop being bullies. Can’t wait to see the logo because I know just how artistic you are. When I find a nice photo of the two of us I will put it on my profile.

Try McVities Digestives especially with butter they are fookin delicious. Big hot mug a’ tea and your laughin’. Deadly stuff!

Dear Xaviersmum,
please send the most humiliating baby pictures possible….perhaps ones where he’s got on a little hat and tights. Please oh please send something like that.

Austin

Dear Xaxviersmum aka Mama X
Don’t you have something along the lines of him at age 1 on a bear rug with a pink bottom showing? Maybe you have a nice photo of him in a school play where he was dressed as a clown, a tree or a potato. Everyone loves Mr. Potato Head. Come on, share with us. We soooo would love to experience Xaviers’ early years. You could do a little piece called, “How to Grow an Xavier” or “Before X made the A-List on RB.” Throw us a bone Mama X. Don’t hold out on us.

Austin

No nude shots! Please! You’ll have Paul cowering in a corner in the fetal position.

Cheryl

stick some helium in his balloon that should perk him up.
PS “people like nestling in it” (your hair} how many people will it hold?

I was distressed to find that Tim Tams were much cheaper in Vietnam. I’d watch out for that vegan recipe. Grated zucchini in a choc/mint thingy?? ewww!

How many people will it hold safely? That’s the question picketty, how many will it hold safely? I’d say 2 adults, one small child and an elf. .. safely.

well, sorry about your ” forced diet”. get that logo right and show them who deserves more biscuits:)
LOL, the sideshow bob hair actually looks good on some human beings… wheter it looks good on you or not, that’s another question…:)
good luck with pouring your heart and soul into a logo that will suck!??? :P that line was funny when Xavier said it..

I think you look like a young Leo Sayer look a like!
UK POP singer Leo in case you have not heard of him.
Hope you get the logo sorted so you can get so more yummy biscuits! ;-)

...TLC darts into the room and tosses Xavier a biscuit – - – turns and runs away very fast ….

The good thing about lycra is not having to iron it. The bad thing about lycra is males that wear it!

man i feel sorry for this guy…

I think the Sideshow Bob comment was cruel! Imagine how upset he is, Sideshow Bob I mean… Now where’s my metaphorical tea?

havent heard of those biscuits, best i can offer are some custard creams and a kitkat :)

Oh pleeeeease! See a chiropodist boy and spare us all the nightmares.

I’ll send you a pumice stone, those feet look rough :o)

Poor Xavier, just ignore them all. Drop into my place for a cuppa and I’ll whip up a batch of Lamingtons just for you.

Here’s Xav when he didn’t have hair, wore socks and still drank milk. Just as adorable then as he is now.

i like your hair xavier, u rock!!

Tim Tams scams….have you had a McGreens’ brownie? gluten free and still most desired!

give the guy a biscuit,,,

He’s a growing boy…give Xavier some mint slices… they’re compulsory for the creative process. : ) Wendy
p.s. no we’re not related in any way… lol

Oh my dear!! now this here is an alabama girl from the US, and when ya’ll said biscuits i was picturing two fluffly lumps with slices of tomatoes and a generous serving of sausage gravy covering every inch and some nice buttery hash browns with eggs over easy!!!
and i find that these ‘BISCUITS” are cookies!!! which i have not ever had the pleasure of meeting or seeing or tsting, so instead, i believe that red bubble should send a free bag to each of it’s very loyally bubbly members :O)))) that would be great customer realations, me thinks…
oh and Zavier go for some blond tips on that gorgeous mop of hair!
:O)))
and the bare feet…well they go just fine here not under!
just my little old two cents worth!
thank you all for the fun!!

soooooo funny,please bring on another close up of the feet…...closer this time…just make sure you post it when the canadian dude is asleep! LOL

you lucky bugger ! getting to design a redbubble logo. that sounds like fun !

aww… poor Xavier… i would donate biscuits if i knew where to get them here… but i will send a ((BIG HUG)) to him! :D

ps… I’m waiting for the scandal bit… Some scandal please, or perhaps sandals would be more suitable.

A great ploy! Show em your ugly feet and your lady butt and get loads of bicuits sent in. Pure genius.

Get Xavier the bisquits already! Excellent breakfast food.

So Red Bubble actually operates from someone’s lounge.. this explains a lot !

Quite a task i have to say… to create a logo, reflecting our art and all of us together…. now that definitely requires continuous supply of biscuits (cookies), and all the life’s comforts to even start pondering upon how to crystallise all that the Red Bubble is, into one tiny logo…. happy crystallising Xavier. Can’t wait to see the end result!!! 8)

I suggest that Xavier shows us more photos of his different areas we may find interesting, or better still his mum can put some really cute nude baby photos up …and as all men stay babies most of their lives…recent ones would do nicely… as for the bikkies, if you dont want them I will have them – just to look after them you understand!!

Oh now look what you have done – Paul Reese has developed an instant foot fetish. (Be in high heels next).

man what a challenge new logo for biscuits somebody has already won the bet you feel me!! lol peace

Hmmm, I don’t think that soap alone will do the trick!! Get the man a pedicure, a box of biscuts and a teeny weeny hair cut … ;-) xo xo And is that all you pay the poor guy, biscuts, no wonder he doesn’t have any shoes lol …..

You can give him some “Gymnema”, it’s a herb that has the ability to desensitise the tongue to sugar. If you eat something sweet after taking this, your tongue does not register the sweetness. Scientists call this “raising the sweet threshold”. That will save him and your bikkie supplies! LOL!

Hey hold up you lot- I’m still stuck back at the beginning. Tell me again what’s wrong with having a red bubble as the redbubble logo??? and why it needs fixing????

I’m thinking EXTREME MAKEOVER needed on this human.
We aliens gave up cookies thousands of years ago,we now have slecki,mmmmmmm…

AV

LOL. Those feet need some love :-P hit the spa boy!

I worked for UNITAB and as part of their bullying in our Enterprise bargaining they took our biscuits away permanently ..Yehhh for big corporations !!who make BILLIONS !!! They just wanted to dispirit us !!!I think red bubble is more light hearted ..Sounds like a fun place to work !!

try some of the heels on my art pics for your feet lol…I’m a UK size 9 & yes I’m a kady ;) x

I mean Im a lady!!

how about he gets a job so he can have want he wants? does that cross his mind?

“Biscuits”....ha…..you Aussies/Brits are so darned charming! Do you have a “biscuit monster” on Sesame Street instead of Cookie Monster? Or..gasp…wait, do you have Sesame Street?

I’m british and a bisuit is a whole other food compared to a cookie. Now, if you’re talking shortbread you hit a whole new level of biscuit and THEN there’s trouble…

Are we soon to be logging in to RedBiscuit.com then…..?

Lyn….Tim Tams cheaper in Vietnam…......how did I miss that??
Ok Redbubble – I guess that’s it – you will be going offshore to Vietnam ??

Redbiscuit ..coming to you from a supermarket in Vietnam !

sao’s til u’ve designed the bloody logo, now hurry up!! lol

I don’t know I don’t normally reply but I think your fet look fine from where i’m sitting. Sure I’ve had a few but your next big toe is nicley larger than your big toe and if people can see your feet are rough well they’re just looking too hard and besides perhaps you want that whole cave man thing going on. Ahh be who you want to be eat the cookie I have a gargoyle little toe with a claw that i get shit about but i am what i am and i love the monte carlo :0)

Give him the cookies, here a New Logo, this is my version of it.

oops didn’t post, try this http://www.redbubble.com/people/gq1nyc/art/995340-1-my-red-bubble

We need a feature where we can edit comments incase of miss spellings or bad format.

Sadly I do not know Xavier but I do like biscuits – how about making him compete with the rest of us for a new redbubble logo? Nothing like some biscuits to spring creativity to a new level!

Ah ah hilarious thread!!!

oi vey, went to bed six hours ago, and dreamt of red chocolate sitting on my lycra bum in a sea of bikkies..go figure…..LOL ohh and no feet thank god..:)

Walter, I love the idea of editing ones own comments, I could play some sneaky tricks on people that way :-)

ed, ha ha yeah that would be funny but I meant editing our own post because I sometimes type too fast and then hit the send button before actually reading it and then find my mistake.

Walter, I know what you meant ;-)

...xavier…you have very cool hair….......... :)

Go Xavier!!!
Eat to your hearts content…........................................
Oh and if your showing of the feet at least put on some toe jewellery!!!
Toe rings are Hot!!!
:)

Man, I wouldn’t sweat it! They already got your cookies, took pictures, and put them in public…

Hobbit feet.
Are we going on an adventure?
Yes, to Red Bubble Land where creative sorts write hilarious things in threads about feet, bikkies and lycra shorts!
You RB’s are all crazy…and I love it!

so funny :))))))

C’mon Xavier, stay true and dedicated to your biscuit consumption… after all I know what I get like when someone tries to take food away from me… Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! hehe! :D

Okay…if you don’t give him some biscuits, that is just mean, and I will cry!!
Do you want to make me cry?
How is he supposed to be creative without them, anyway?

“Biscuits”….ha…..you Aussies/Brits are so darned charming! Do you have a “biscuit monster” on Sesame Street instead of Cookie Monster? Or..gasp…wait, do you have Sesame Street?

We have biscuits, but we also have Sesame Street and Cookie Monster Marc!!

maybe you should get back to basics and someone make him some home made anzacs…eat a few just after out of the oven and then the rest a few weeks later when they,re nice and chewy !

When Kingstons and Mint Slices Get Scared….................

....they run and hide in the nearest cupboard!

Do you really like thooose bikkis….how about some home made ones…...glad to make some for you…...Almond or Hazelnut…coffecream….Strudel…Blackforest….just put your order in…lol

Never mind biscuits and shoes, how about a haircut???? LOL What he needs is Oreo cookies and shortbread. Now that is cookies worth fighting for.

Never mind biscuits and shoes, how about a haircut???? LOL What he needs is Oreo cookies and shortbread. Now that is cookies worth fighting for.

give the guy a mohawk and a pair of doc martins forget the biscuits there for pussys

ohhh, biscuits are cookies, i was wondering why i kept seeing pictures of cookies and meanwhile the word “biscuit” kept appearing everywhere

forget the biscuits…..
give that man a bottle of shampoo!

I tried cathie’s vegan brownies on the weekend … +1

WOW! i knew you guys were relaxed at work but Lycra shorts, Tom…... really?

What’s on the back of the “would you like to attend a party?” T-shirt? Might it be “No thanks, work here ius all party…”?

As a female who watches her weight constantly, I have little sympathy for the biscuit eating. Actually, I’d send some of the “cookies” that I make and shoot, but they’d taste terrible by the time they got there. One thing I do remember from travel of 25 years ago is that Australia and New Zealand make the very best biscuits!

Xavier – the art of enjoying life and cookies is to try making your very own …. and brand them as well…... any shape and size…. all yours and you can stash them away without sharing them if you want to!! ;-))

Here is a secret recipie form the old days which I still bring into good use….
Its flexible and requires no skill at all. A standard kitchen oven which has an operational oven will do. The rest is yours to conquer and enjoy!

Yesss!

‘butter cookies’ – with a hint of cinnamon or cardimom!
Ingredients:

2 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup salted butter
PINCH of SALT
1/2 tsp ground cinnamon or 1/2 tsp cardamom powder (from nay grocery store)
egg yolk for glaze
_{~~~~~~
Knead it all together – roll off small cookie shaped rounds… glaze top with egg yolk.
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Place the moulded cookies on a butterd tray and bake for 20 minutes in 350 degrees.}

Allow to cool on a wire tray before stacking them under the bed.

All Yours!

Ari

sorted vegan boy, i like it have some borbons there the best , i think there vegan ,but just been vegi ,not 100 percent sure ,hope they are for you cos they rock ,,i can’t have them any more for now cos iam too fat and on a diet and there just not on my salad list ,so for now iam a vegen but iam not allowed any nice vegan foods full of fat or proten ,iam just eating the foods that folks think vegans only have to eat eg salad yuk yuk so no fake burgers ,susage,porkless pork pies,fake sandwich ham,pies,fake bacon,vegi burgers ,vegi fingers,crips,chips,takeaways,chocolate,cakes,buns,fake fish fingers,fake fish burgers,ice cream ect ect all the above comes in vegan or vegi thats how i got to 18 stone cos they taste to bloody good
must go and eat some salad now oh joy
now where are my shoes ?
any one got a photo off some shoes cos i have forgotern what they look like?
please no flip flops cos there not fun

fellow mint slice addict here. 3 pack a day habbit.
dont stand in the way of an addice. you may just start looking edible.

That’s my boy. Just seen the new “tomato” logo – it is truly awesome. Now the question remains, which parent supplied such a creative and artistic gene?

Xaviersmum …. don’t you know that you take credit for the good stuff and the other parent is responsible for the less than good stuff!! ;p

In a completely unrelated question … honestly …
Which one of you taught Xavier to dance??

Xavier Shay…PLEASE..PLEASE I BEG YOU DO NOT start Paul off on underoos…....
I am still haveing nightmares of him in GREEN ones…..OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEBODY PLEASE…......Help….........lolol

LOL/what a character!

always thought Xavier was the name of a school