Artybollocks Generator
Do you hate having to write your own artist statement? Let the Artybollocks Generator do all the hard work for you. Also available in concise twitter form – aka short bollocks. We’re off to explore the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and copycat violence.
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You forgot to mention that the program has been well tested by art students from all British Art Schools and by leading Conceptual Artists, and they give it their “Seal of Approval”. I think we need this.
We wanted to give the people behind the artybollocks generator our seal of approval but he’s got a rather large pile of filing to get through this afternoon.
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LOL, that’s wonderful. We need more of this……..I think…..~perhaps~
Don’t think Bryan. Just feel.
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LOL!
Can I borrow your dictionary for a few minutes?
Hang on one moment. We’re busy exploring the relationship between consumerist fetishism and vegetarian ethics.
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Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the unrelenting divergence of the zeitgeist and the endless oscillation of the mind.
Beautiful!
@RB, Yes, thinking is over-rated! just ask any politician….oops, dammit!
lol! This is going to be my new artist statement
My work explores the relationship between Pre-raphaelite tenets and life as performance.
With influences as diverse as Machiavelli and Joni Mitchell, new tensions are crafted from both traditional and modern dialogues.
Ever since I was a pre-adolescent I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the human condition. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of power, leaving only a sense of decadence and the prospect of a new order.
As spatial phenomena become transformed through emergent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a summary of the corners of our existence.
lol!
Love it, but these studies in roast pig are sooo much fun to write without the robot. -J:
Artist Statement
My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and recycling culture.
With influences as diverse as Munch and Buckminster Fuller, new variations are generated from both traditional and modern narratives.
Ever since I was a child I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of relationships. What starts out as yearning soon becomes finessed into a tragedy of futility, leaving only a sense of chaos and the unlikelihood of a new order.
As temporal forms become frozen through diligent and undefined practice, the viewer is left with a summary of the darkness of our world.