Stored for Future Reference
1. You know you drink too much when it’s Thursday night and you’re shaving your legs with a shower squeegee. And it takes ten minutes to figure out why it isn’t working. / 2. When counselling a friend, never (apparently EVER) point out the upshot as: “It’s not the dumbest thing you’ve done.” / 3. There is a reason pool tables are usually only found in lic…