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Ladies and Gentlemen

I’m going to be very late
I hate to make everyone wait
but there’s nothing I can do
I really need to use the loo!

What time do they close the gate?
I know that the plane won’t wait
I wanted to buy duty free
but I can’t move til I’ve had a pee!

I haven’t had anything to eat
Or taken the weight off my feet
An hour I’ve been in this queue
Just so I can go to the loo

Why don’t they stop the men,
til this line is moving again?
Look at his smug little face
‘cos he’s glad he’s not in my place

Ah, that one can’t look up for fright
He’d better not laugh at my plight
I do think he’s genuinely sorry
But he’s been now, so he need not worry

And here’s one who thinks he’s god
Chest out, shoulders back. The arrogant sod!
“How could they think they’re superior to us?”
“when they just stand there, not making a fuss!”

We’ll stand in line, as in times of old
Be good little girls and do as we’re told
Don’t scream and shout or cause a battle
Just stand here quietly, like bloody cattle !!!

Why are you afraid to use the men’s loo?
What do you think will happen to you?
Do you fear there will be anarchy
Or just that the seat will be covered in pee!!

Next time you gents are passing a queue
Please do not think, we are angry at you
It’s just that the planners have done it again
Built same size loos for women and men !!!

© RebeccaWeston 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen


Joined February 2009

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I get so mad, whenever I go anywhere busy…… I have to decide …now do I want a drink or a sit down?…..or a pee!!!
There is always a queue for the ladies loo!!
Posted 22 10 09

Featured by All Things Poetic, Artistic and Philosophical – 27th Oct 2009

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Issue 5 ~ July 2010

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