Today we salute u MISTER BALDING GAY SERIAL KILLER.
What better way to show him u care than 2 eat him in a stew with carrots and potatoes?
While others take their dates out to eat, u eat yours at home.
U get your workout by catching him before he smells the decaying head in the fridge and bolts.
No longer a truck driver, now u pick up dinner at the local gay bar.
Never 1 to waste, u give the neighbors left over “venison.”
Hitch hikers, runaways, hookers, u dont discriminate when it comes to dinner.
U give a whole new meaning 2 the phrase, “Eat me!”