Shit From Melbourne
The literary luminaries descended
Upon the windy city
For a night of piss and poetry.
They came from Melbourne
With a superior attitude,
Presuming the locals
Would listen to their verbose verse
And show some gratitude.
They bought their words
But forgot to bring their manners!
Talking and laughing while
The locals performed,
Yet expecting total concentration
When they themselves took to the stage.
“ Oh they’re from Melbourne!
They must be good! “
Well fuck that!
This little extrovert is unimpressed!
Bullshit is bullshit, it smells the same
In Melbourne or New York!
What impresses me,
Are passionate performers, sharing
Their thoughts and baring their souls.
Not some dandy from the “ big smoke “
Going through the motions
And depositing the same old smelly stool.
After all, it’s shit from Melbourne,
It must be good!!!
clarkey
Hmmmmmm, I don’t know what event you’re referring to Raymondo, but, I’m assuming you mean Melbourne, Australia???? I’m from melbourne (Australia, and I would hope that if this is the Melbourne you’re referring to, we’re not all like your describe! I’m sorry you were exposed to such ill-mannere people.
raymondoantonio replied
I’M REFFERING TO A POETRY GIG I HOST CALLED….. RAT RHYMES…..TRUE STORY, A GROUP OF B-GRADE POETS/ALCOHOLICS CAME TO BALLARAT AND BEHAVED LIKE DRUNKEN BORES!! THANK GOD THEY ARE IN THE MINORITY…I LIVED IN MELB FOR YEARS…...THANX CLARKEY!
clarkey
:-))
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autumnwind
LOL – nothing funny about rude people, but your sarcasm rocks. You tell em my friend, is all I can say and I have a very strong feeling you did!!! xoxoxo
raymondoantonio replied
THANX SHAR!! THEY SOON GOT THE MESSAGE AND LEFT!!
Gregory John O...
LOL…. doesn’t everyone in Melbourne move there from the country….
raymondoantonio replied
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!
oneperfectkiss
:-) xx
raymondoantonio replied
THANX JANE!! XX
giovanni
YU ARE THE MAN BROTHER…WITH YU 10000000000000000000000 %...get their filthy arrogant arses outta there… respect is everything…
raymondoantonio replied
REPECT GIOVANNI!
giovanni
this is for me the line as well… im getting pissed just thinking about it!!! lol mutha fukkas!
raymondoantonio replied
I LIKE TO SPREAD THE JOY!!
lawrie .
It’s like rockstars moviestars politicians they all forget who put them there…...but when the dollars stop rolling in then they’ll be kissing arse an kissing babies….....Who wants to buy there stuff anyways….got the best for free on here….hmm hang on whose right ???
raymondoantonio replied
AMEN LAWRIE!
giovanni
love peace and joy! :)
raymondoantonio replied
THANX GIOVANNI!!! L.. P…AND JOY…. OR ELSE!!!!!!
giovanni
ahahahaaaa… amen tru dat!
bill bell
You Aussies have got attitude to spare, I could see the spit flying from this one.
raymondoantonio replied
I WAS ACTUALLY BORN IN MALTA AND BELIEVE ME ANY ONE CAN HAVE ATTITUDE!! JUST SEE BULLSHIT FOR WHAT IT IS AND LOUDLY AND BOLDLY TELL IT TO FUCK OFF!!
THANX BILL BELL I SHALL BE WATCHING YOU!!!
linaji
your thread of BULLSHIT IS EXQUISITE.. I say this Ray.. you are somehow someone I would love to sit and Bullshit with awhile.. your beer and my tea.. would do just fuckin fine!! Big Hugs you SUPER STAR.. in my heart anyway!! Fuck those Melbourneians.. anyway… !!!!! I say! Tah!
raymondoantonio replied
I SOMETIMES HAVE WONDERFUL DAY DREAMS…ONE OF THEM INVOLVED HAVING ALL MY FRIENDS FROM RB OVER FOR THE BIGGEST FUCKING PARTY IN THE WORLD!!!
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEXT WEEK?..........THANX LINAJI YOU ARE A SUPER NOVA!
eon man
Well stated. I attempted the move to the bush to leave the psueudo knowing of the big smoke behind. Local councils in the Bush however are now filled with Ex Melbournite Arseholes so my attempt to leave the Melbourne grid was thwarted. Half your luck for having a non city state of mind.
raymondoantonio replied
ARSE-HOLES ARE EVERY WHERE NEOMAN…NON BASTARDUM CARBORUNDUM!!
Kristin Reynolds
HA! yes! smeely stools. lo you always crack me up. high-five for the shit-stinkers still stinking up the place, no matter the fuck WHERE they’re from! lol right on. love, K :)
raymondoantonio replied
AMEN KRISTIN YOU TOO KNOW BULLSHIT WHEN YOU SMELL IT!! YOU ROCK!
AngelMay
A bit of Rat Rage going on here Ray….these sort of characters are always remembered because they stuff up the day so much but what I like about them is that they are characters and they add to the day in some form…shit or not….loved reading this!
raymondoantonio replied
THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE ABLE ABOUT THEM! THEY WERE OBNOXIOUS BORES AND I TOOK GREAT PLEASURE IN TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF! ALCOHOLICS!!!!!! FUCK THEM!