Never…
The CIA killed Jimi, Marilyn
And Lennon too!
Jesus and Mary appear in muffins and
Tortillas and clouds,
And I’m sure I’ve seen a UFO or three!
Big Brother is watching and conspiring,
Pigs fly, statues cry tears of blood,
And the world is controlled by the Illuminati;
Or is it the Club of Rome, or
Ronald MacDonald!!?
One thing I’m sure of, it ain’t me!
Paul is dead, Elvis lives,
Aliens built the Pyramids,
The Earth is hollow and filled with
Nasty, evil mother-fuckers!
The Truth is out there!
Buried under a mountain of lies!
Jesus loves Me!!!!!
Even if everyone else thinks I’m a cunt!!
And speaking of little cunts,
The Prime Minister always speaks the Truth.
Love means: never having to say you’re sorry,
And never is a word politicians use,
Just before they shaft you!!