"One of Those Jobs !!!!!!!"

raymondo
Author: raymondo
Word Count: 223
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"One of Those Jobs !!!!!!!"

One of those jobs!!!!!!!!

"One of Those Jobs !!!!!!!" belongs to the following groups:

LMAO ART - Your funniest work

It,s one of those days, things go my way,
one of those jobs, with plenty of pay,
a photo-shoot on the beach!!
three topless babes, the jobs a peach!!

So I said to my wife with a broad smile,
I,ve been given a job I,ll be away a while,
Well, me and three babes head down to the sea,
I turned around and more babes are shouting “photograph me”

This young guy came out of the haze,
he looked at me with a curious gaze,
he said “you,ve got all these babes, where am I goin, wrong”
I said “look here boy get rid of that thong!”

You see my man, these babes like their hunks!!
so go and get a large potatoe and put it in a new pair of trunks.
He looked at me with a broad smile,
said “I,m goin, the shops, I,ll be back in a while”

I,m photographing the girls, and heard screams coming out of the haze,
the boy,s doin, well I,m really amazed.
An hour later he came to me with tears in his eyes,
said the girls ran away, well I,m not really suprised!!

You know I said the Girls they like their hunks!!!
That large potatoe!!!!! goes in the FRONT of your trunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SirenSong

    SirenSong

    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    What a classic..
    You are so funny.
    x

  • raymondo replied

    Glad you liked it. Ray. xx

  • sleepyeyedrar

    sleepyeyedrar

    Where are you at? I have been keeping an eye out for you and no Ray…...this is funny …...

  • raymondo replied

    Missed you on this my dear Rhonda…......glad you liked…....xx

  • maxy

    maxy

    That is soooo funny! LOVE it! I can surely imagine a young guy falling for that one…. XOXO!

  • raymondo replied

    Thank you …xx

  • Tracey Mac

    Tracey Mac

    LMFAO!!
    Nice one Ray….......hahaha ;D

  • raymondo replied

    Thank you Tracey…thanks for the fav…Glad you liked it…xx

  • Akkra

    Akkra

    ROFL!! Excellent poetry… this is really funny :D

  • raymondo replied

    Thank you..

  • maxy

    maxy

    lolololol!!!!!! I love this! xx

  • raymondo replied

    Thanks again… xx

  • Tainia Finlay

    Tainia Finlay 9 days ago

    Wonderful Engish … or should I say Welsh to be politically correct humour!! Whichever, it made me guffaw!! Thank you for the laugh :D

  • raymondo replied 9 days ago

    Born in Liverpool.. to a very strong Gaelic background.. part Welsh, part Scot.. Kerr being Scottish !! living on an Island.. (Anglesey.!!) thank you Tainia.. xx

  • ACProsser

    ACProsser about 2 hours ago

    haaaa! nice work Ray! ..great one

  • raymondo replied about 2 hours ago

    Thank you my friend ….

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