"One of Those Jobs !!!!!!!"

It,s one of those days, things go my way,
one of those jobs, with plenty of pay,
a photo-shoot on the beach!!
three topless babes, the jobs a peach!!

So I said to my wife with a broad smile,
I,ve been given a job I,ll be away a while,
Well, me and three babes head down to the sea,
I turned around and more babes are shouting “photograph me”

This young guy came out of the haze,
he looked at me with a curious gaze,
he said “you,ve got all these babes, where am I goin, wrong”
I said “look here boy get rid of that thong!”

You see my man, these babes like their hunks!!
so go and get a large potatoe and put it in a new pair of trunks.
He looked at me with a broad smile,
said “I,m goin, the shops, I,ll be back in a while”

I,m photographing the girls, and heard screams coming out of the haze,
the boy,s doin, well I,m really amazed.
An hour later he came to me with tears in his eyes,
said the girls ran away, well I,m not really suprised!!

You know I said the Girls they like their hunks!!!
That large potatoe!!!!! goes in the FRONT of your trunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One of those jobs!!!!!!!!

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  • SirenSong
    SirenSongabout 6 years ago

    What a classic..
    You are so funny.

  • Glad you liked it. Ray. xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • sleepyeyedrar
    sleepyeyedrarabout 6 years ago

    Where are you at? I have been keeping an eye out for you and no Ray……this is funny ……

  • Missed you on this my dear Rhonda………glad you liked…….xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • maxy
    maxyover 5 years ago

    That is soooo funny! LOVE it! I can surely imagine a young guy falling for that one…. XOXO!

  • Thank you …xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • Traceyisanozzy
    Traceyisanozzyover 5 years ago

    Nice one Ray……….hahaha ;D

  • Thank you Tracey…thanks for the fav…Glad you liked it…xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • Akkra
    Akkraabout 5 years ago

    ROFL!! Excellent poetry… this is really funny :D

  • Thank you..

    – Raymond Kerr

  • maxy
    maxyabout 5 years ago

    lolololol!!!!!! I love this! xx

  • Thanks again… xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • Tainia Finlay
    Tainia Finlayalmost 5 years ago

    Wonderful Engish … or should I say Welsh to be politically correct humour!! Whichever, it made me guffaw!! Thank you for the laugh :D

  • Born in Liverpool.. to a very strong Gaelic background.. part Welsh, part Scot.. Kerr being Scottish !! living on an Island.. (Anglesey.!!) thank you Tainia.. xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • ACProsser
    ACProsseralmost 5 years ago

    haaaa! nice work Ray! ..great one

  • Thank you my friend ….

    – Raymond Kerr

  • Mel Brackstone
    Mel Brackstoneabout 4 years ago


  • Thank you .. xx

    – Raymond Kerr

  • Isa Rodriguez
    Isa Rodriguezalmost 4 years ago

    oh my!!!!!!!

    love this rhythnic fun!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Glad you like this .. xx

    – Raymond Kerr

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