We Could Attack the Mayor with Hummus! by RandomRiter


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An Oz quote from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Cordelia was accusing Buffy of coming up with the most ridiculous, insane plan to Attack the Mayor and prevent a potentially apocalyptic ascension. Oz managed to outdo her tremendously.


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