Growing with the weeds
Sprouting from grass verges,
Pretending to be lamp posts
Acting like very bad detectives,
Hiding behind upside-down newspapers.
We’re not supposed to see them
In case we start to worry,
That we could all get brain cancer
From our increased network coverage,
And I still can’t get a bloody signal sometimes!
Phone companies are now trying to disguise their masts as lamp posts by putting street lights on them.