Stirling North, Australia

  • Joined: February 2007


My Toillette

There is a tiny elephant living in my loo. / It used to be painted orange / But sadly it now be painted blue. / Monty Python’s Galaxy Song be sticky taped to the door, / And we has to wipe our be-hinds with newspaper: / Cos we are really poor
Posted about 9 years – 3 comments


If only I could productively procrastinate. I dream of putting down a duster, Mr Sheen, vacuum or mop, mainly because they are so rarely picked up. / Gazing out of the windows highlights how desperately they need cleaning. I suppose I could do that, but waddabout the floor, the washing, the dusting, the list is endless. So many choices, so little time. / Oh yeh, better check the weather channel a…
Posted over 9 years – 6 comments

Toilet Paper Bible - A Letter to my Grandson

As a child my mother, your great grandmother, would wrinkle up her beak saying “She’d read toilet paper if there was writing on it”. ‘She’ not being the cat’s mother but moi, the first born child. No don’t upset yourself lad, she was as evil a witch as was ever born. / Reading was a refuge, my fantasy world. It was true I would read anything. Old magazines rescued from the neighbors’ rubbish pile…
Posted over 9 years – 5 comments

White Trash

The Port Augusta Times 2007 / HOWARD GOVERNMENT SHOWS ITS APPRECIATION FOR ART / Local gallery exhibits painted body art, including thumbs, wrists and the other four fingers at times. Gallery spokesperson says ‘This is a truly wonderful show, and we promise there are absolutely no rude bits. Using body art to reflect local artistes empathy with animals, especially birds, in paint and bits of fluf…
Posted over 9 years – 3 comments
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