Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far… is my heart. Maybe you could settle for that, and we’ll just call it a day. I guess we both know that isn’t going to happen.
Here are two things about me:
1: I laugh in my sleep.
2: I can raise a single eyebrow. Yes, just like that green-blooded hobgoblin.
I think we can put our differences behind us… for science… you monster.
My portfolio will show a love of Lego minifigs and sci-fi, and you’ll see I like to bring a little humour to my work. Leave me a comment or two, it’ll make my day – unless you’re mean in which case, you are not a good person. You know that, right?
As long as you’re not the stalkerish type, you’ll find me on the interwebs here:
Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of this list*
*All the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?