ELMER'S GLUE FANTASY 88888888
Just a fantasy…about a sticky situation.
It was twenty years later and I was finally having my revenge, just desserts. They had put glue in my shoes in a manner of speaking, and now I was going to get even with them. I had decided that in my fantasy I would have God like powers. After all they had accused me of thinking that I was God for years. This was my fantasy so I could have it go anyway I wanted, after all I was omnipotent. So in this fantasy I could freeze time.
I was very rich. Filthy, filthy rich!! I had bought out the Elmer’s Glue Factory completely. I had trucked in a huge supertanker of Elmer’s Glue. I had little helpers, after all I had God like powers. They were my angelic minions. They were good because I was good. This was just revenge. Just as God dishes out when necessary.
I took the big hose off of the supertanker and headed into police central downtown. It was huge and very heavy, but I was immensely strong, I had the power of righteousness on my side. I went into the police locker room and took out their shoes. The shoes from every locker. I walkie talkied my angelic minions to start the flow of the Elmer’s Glue. It started to ooze out of the hose. I filled one shoe after another with Elmer’s. I had never enjoyed myself so much. I had glue all over me. Then I left this rather sticky situation, and left it for them to figure out how to fix. After all this is what they had done to me.
Later on, when I was in heaven, hanging out with God on big fluffy pink and white clouds, I could hear obscene curses being shouted from down below. It seems there were many police officers that were very mad because they couldn’t get their darned shoes off!!!
JANE À PARIS
Copyright ©2008 JANE À PARIS
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