Secrets Behind The Stars - Jeff Burns Exposed
I’m sure many of you are aware of a chap named Jeff Burns and are very glad to see him back around on the Bubble in full force.
I have been investigating his sabbatical from the Bub and have some shocking revalations to share with you all.
Jeff’s old avatar looked like this shot:
I then discovered by posing for the same shot
That Jeff Burns was actually only 2 foot 8 inches tall!
He worked at the secret hide away chocolate factory of Wally Winker situated behind the Giant Eagle in Ohio.
Jeff worked with all the other Oompa-Loompas and Lepricorns
But this was just what he did for a living, it was not his downfall. His downfall came when he picked up his first IR lens.
I’ve seen IR shots, Naomi Frost does them to perfection
Cool as ice and soothing. Jeff unfortunately ordered his IR over the internet and when it arrived in the post he read the address label…
JEFF BURNS
In a small box under the tree
Ohio
In his excitement he didn’t realise it was his name but thought it was an order. So Jeff grabbed his matches and set fire to everything, shouting Jeff Burns, Jeff Burns, i’m a twisted firestarter!
The photographic results were amazing
But the trail of destructiction made him a wanted man and he hid (which is very easy when you’re only 2 foot 8 inches tall) whilst things quietened down a tad.
So he’s back
As the little Gay Pirate in search of the pink bandana, making up for setting fire to everything by using his super powers
To freeze water and pour it over the fires he’d previosuly started
He’s also back as Bono from U2 in a vague attempt to look taller
Here’s to you buddy, looking good
Sarah Moore
What a funny old man is Jeff…he gets in all manner of strife!
Great work Stu, captures him perfectly!!
dinghysailor1
heheheehee …priceless…... ;))))))
Jeff Burns
OLD MAN What the???
OMG I never thought anyone could possibly put this together.
And Stuart I promise you this buddy. I will not rest until I find that Pink Bandana mark my word…............I will find it.
LOL
P.S don’t they have sun glasses in the U.K.
Promotion Of O... replied
You are 4 months older than me. Therefore you = old man Tee Hee
No, we don’t have any sun so no need for sunglasses. Do you like mine? Groovy baby
Rosalie Dale IPA
THanks for my morning smile Stu (and Jeff!!)- – well done!
Mel Brackstone
heh…..nice way to start the day, thanks Stu and Jeff!
Promotion Of O... replied
I think this one may rumble on for a little while yet Mel. Glad you like it
LjMaxx
Hahahah.. fun to see this.. very good marketing skills too..
Jeff Burns
Your sunglasses rock and seriously this is the funniest thing I have ever scene!
OMG
Promotion Of O... replied
My sunglasses didn’t even cost a dime, they were free! Woot! (and by god don’t they look it!). Glad you like it little old man!
LoveMy7Cs
LOL I can’t stop laughing!
Jeff Burns
*BUBBLE ROCK ALERT BUBBLE ROCK ALERT
Hey your new Avitar is confusing me
Promotion Of O... replied
Must be the cool looking shades!
Promotion Of O... replied
This shot was done to scale. No editing or scaling work doen in PS.
Gary L. Suddath
great job…and the truth will set you free Jeff
Promotion Of O... replied
I have exorsised his demons for him now Gary. He can be free indeed
Jeff Palm Phot...
Sweet work man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Promotion Of O... replied
The truth needed to be told LOL
Jeff Palm Phot...
lol
Joyce Dickens,...
oh you guys are toooo funny! Thank you so much for the much needed laughter today… You Rock !!!!!
Sue Kane
lol…what a crack up…just love the avatar Stu…are you sure your not twins….hehehehehe!!
Promotion Of O... replied
Thanks Sue, maybe we are but not identical as i’m more than twice the size of him LOL
Jeff Burns
He is my long lost brother from the UK
I am sure of it
Heather Rivet...
lmao
Darren Stones
If I saw two men dressed in red singlets and dark sunglasses walking towards me on the street, I’d be be crossing the road quick smart.
Promotion Of O... replied
Ah bless ya Darren. So nice that you would cross the road to come and greet us and maybe give us both a good old man hug too :)
Jane Keats
Ah Hahaha! You guys crack me up. :oD
Kimberley Davitt
lol what a giggle
so funny
shanghaiwu
love it
shanghaiwu
love it
amarica
(smiling) Well done, what a fun tribute to Jeff…Great job Suart!!!
Al Bourassa
What an absolutely great parody! It is even better when Jeff is such a good sport.
Wendy Slee
Boys boys boys….you made me smile big time this morning….
hugs to you both, it’s like having the Goon show here on Redbubble….lol
Promotion Of O... replied
Thanks Wendy. It’s good to play and I know Jeff’s such a great sport so that helped me go a bit further than usual.
Kelly J
OMG!!!! ROGLMAO!!!!!!!!! This is priceless stu – Well taken Bono!!! hahahahahaha… your become legendary stuart !! :))
Promotion Of O... replied
I’m lucky to know Jeff well enough to push it that bit further this week. Cheers Holly
MichaelTravis
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!! AND ALL THAT STUFF! WAY TOO COOL MY FRIEND.
OMG! MY GUT HURTS! THANKS FOR THE FUN.I HAVE’NT LAUGHED SO
HARD IN YEARS. : ))))))
Elaine Harriott
LOL…LOL…LOL…LOL….You’ve had me practically rolling around with laughter, this is brilliant!!!!! You are brilliant!!! Who is the real fire starter? :) Very good, I see you have some time on your hands? Ha-ha-ha…great!
Promotion Of O... replied
Thanks Elaine. I start thinking about who i’m going to do as soon as i’ve done the last one so I have a weeks worth of ideas rolling around my head when I come to do it. It took about half an hour to put the journal together
Rhana Griffin
I just told Jeff that between you him and that Boz man you are all gonna be the death of me one day!
I’m positive I read somewhere that it is actually possible to die from laughing too much :))
Promotion Of O... replied
But the burning question is this
Did we make you spill / snort / waste any drink?
That seems to be my hidden agenda from this account :)
Andrew Bosman
I TOLD you Jeff would turn gay if he saw my arse in a thong…. the pirate shot proves I was right!!!
I’m LMFAO here Mr C…. you are WAY too funny for anyone’s health to bare.
Promotion Of O... replied
That must mean that you have shown yourself in a thong to Jeff then Mr B!
What goes on between the two of you in private bubblemails should stay private! :)
Andrew Bosman
He asked for it….. who am I to deny him?
Promotion Of O... replied
He’ll sue you for that Mr B. Do you wish me to delete so that it can’t be used in evidence against you?
Andrew Bosman
Let him sue me… I’ve got nothin so he can have the lot!
Rhana Griffin
All of the ab^ov^e
You men… what am I going to do with you?
Jeff Burns
Hey Boz by any chance is that thong of yours pink? I am on a mission and will be seeing you soon. Stuart your killing me you are in the daily wrap buddy.
Well I am too…...........which I am not so sure is a good thing??
bodymechanic
hey boz u know i’ve got a large black one u can borrow-sumo size ,but i’m sure u’ll do fine in it,much more classier than pink!
DoreenPhillips
is this the site for 118 118…?
KcranmerArt
OMG I am DYING here, OMG ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Burns
OMG everyone is dying buddy what did you dooooooo.
YOU ARE THE KING
linaji
LOLOLOL THIS WAS FUN TO RUN INTO THE REAL YOU!!!!
Neophytos
Good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sweetscent62
Jeff…what colour pills are they? and…...can I get them over the internet?(on discount with my penis enlargement?)
sweetscent62
and…are they the same ones that Stu takes?