Did you know that the old Norse word for “Don” is Odin? No?
I’m glad you disagree, because that is an outright lie.
But it doesn’t change the fact that Odin is The Asgardian Pimp, sips eons-aged juice out of a pimp cup, has a golden eyepatch, and shoots lightning bolts out of his ass. Odin has a rainbow bridge, and rides a horse on it even though he doesn’t have depth-perception in Space.
Sure, Thor is a bad-ass, no doubt, but don’t get it twisted—Odin is no slouch, and rules with pimp wisdom. Thor basically came out of his balls, and then Odin put a magical hammer in his hand. And who gives a little baby a hammer??? Mother-cussin ODIN!!! THAT’S WHO! #TheAllFather