"merrymake her frigging brains out"

The first time Leonard (The Prinz) Chumming, laid his peepers on Sna Wyatt (bless you) he was all a quiver.

…. Ohh yea, he had been a quiver before, a few times, not many mind you, but this time, even the arrows in his quiver were vibrating, all of them, seven in number.

He.(as he found out later)…..had also lost his mamma like…..Sna (bless you) and also like Sna (bless you), his pappa was more interested in a replacement, than what was occuring around him.

……. (Now is’nt that soooooo typical of the male species,

………Sna (bless you) thought to herself, soooooo typical).

……..plus with Leonard (The Prinz) Chumming…… on his birth, unfortunately, his third cousin’s best friend, next door neighbour, was’nt invited to the christening, ( she was a pretty urgly lookin witch by the way … like, not normal urgly, but really hairy butted, really urgly, wet cement urgly, bush pig urgly).… SNA (bless you) had found this out later, when Leonard sat beside her on their first date, at Maccas

… anywhoo …

…..this third cousin’s best friend’s, next door neighbour was pretty pissed, for not being invited, so she called up some goblins from the little bag she always carried with her, to follow Leonard around all his days..

………And follow him they did, making his life all sad and lonely and full of shitty little arseholes, that would poke him with electric prods during the night.

………………………………….(Yeow, what a bitch.)……………………………

So Sna (bless you) and Leonard became an item.

He was besotted with her and she with him. They besotted each other.

They text, they talked, they held hands, they laughed, they cried with each other, they hugged, they kissed, they got pretty hot with each other, so hot, they sizzled.

They sizzled so much the varnish on the tables in Maccas, started to craze.

The Manager had to be called to them ….. three times … they were finally asked to leave.

Sna (bless you) melting into a sea of delight and Leonard, quivering himself cross-eyed.

Just before they left Macca’s, Leonard excused himself and went to the homme abultions and adjusted himself accordingly … but still walked out with a hunch in his back and his hands in front of his nether regions.

…… (“probably splashed some water on his ‘downstairs’ and was embarrassed”, thought Sna (bless you).

Days followed, and they were joined at the hips, the arms, the hands, the noses, the lips, the knees, the ankles, the inner thighs, the pecs, the gluts, the anterior ligaments.

…… (ohhh I gotta stop here, it’s getting a bit hot in here……. PHEW … does’nt anyone think it’s getting hot in here?…… PHEW , open a window, for God’s sake.
……. PHEW ……
.
………………………………" ooohhhh my lordy, I is overcome" …….. (Author)

Leona … ahhh dammit, let’s just call him Prinz Chumming.
Cause he was a Prinz.

Upstanding. ………. (far too much if you ask me ….. Author)

He loved Sna (bless you).

… He loved Sna (bless you) like he, like, you know, like he had never loved before.

Here he was, an emo, dyed hair, and short stubby fingers, that he would strum on his acoustic guitar (not very good by the way, but …. ehhhh).

Words of love and passion, if she was close or far away, words that made no sense, to anyone else but them.

Well Prinz had his life mapped out for him.

Good school …. Good results …. Good Job…. Excellent advancements …. Good choice of mate … 2.5 children …..

Nice home or at least a caravan and a nice bit of grass near the ocean, just a little bit of sand between your toes, and have good neighbours, that only turn up, maybe once a year, with their noisy children and their big tent, that takes up so much room …. and their kids… all nine of them … who won’t go to sleep at 8.30pm …rotten little shits.

….. Maybe a cottage near the ocean. …. Hot car….. Nice furniture.
…. Close circle of acceptable friends.
…. A mover and a shaker.

‘FUCK THAT’ he thought.

“I just wanna hold her,
be with her,
touch her,
taste her,
be what she wants,
be what she needs and
“merrymake her friggin brains out”

“now where the hell did this come from Pooh@2010

"merrymake her frigging brains out"

Pooh

Joined June 2009

  • Artist
    Notes
  • Artwork Comments 10

Artwork Comments

  • funwrite
  • Pooh
  • funwrite
  • Pooh
  • CeriseNoire
  • Pooh
  • JLSeagull
  • Pooh
  • Zolton
  • Pooh
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10% off

for joining the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.