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pongo

pongo

Cambridge, United Kingdom

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  • Age: 29
  • Joined: March 2009

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Smiling and laughing and asking for more

It feels like this, as I walk the streets and I stalk the leaves on my way home, / Look down at my shoes, to see how I move, / And it’s always wrong, it’s always wrong, / But I can’t go back. / I can’t go back, / I can’t go back to her she’ll see, she’ll see the way I look, I’ve looked, / I’ll always look through my eyes, through my heart but not my sense, / I seem to lose, but not when I choose…
Posted over 3 years – Leave a comment

Poor Man's Son

Advert hangs upon the wall / “workers needed apply below” / You don’t need a job if you’ve got a gun and there’s a bank across the road, / My Ma hangs around my neck, / I point the pistol and tell the clerk, / I’m not a bad man, / I’m just a poor man’s son, / So give me the money and nobody gets hurt, / The deputy sherif points his gun at me, /…
Posted about 4 years – Leave a comment

Ribcage

We blew the doors, didn’t we? / Pissed in their champagne and did a real thing, didn’t we? / Gave ourselves a name / and peeled away the shame / I wanted to explode / To pull my ribs apart / and let the sun inside / Red stain blossoms / and all you have is kisses / all you have is kisses
Posted about 4 years – Leave a comment

The Cutey Of Kings Cross

This story’s a sad one, the sort that you hear all the time / but this time i’ll bore you with details and open your mind / it’s the tale of a young girl who once was the talk of the town / The first time i saw her the skin was so thin on her bones / her eyes they were lost on that street though she called it her home / so i thought can i save her, can i get her out harms way / …
Posted almost 5 years – Leave a comment

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