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On pressing 'B'...

“So what do I do now?”

“Press ‘B’”

“Which one’s that?”

“Just press ‘B’”

“I know – but which one’s ‘B’?”

“On the back. With the letter ‘B’ on it. Just press it when you want to release the bowling ball.”

“No. Sorry. Can’t see it.”

“Press ‘B’! Press ‘B’! Press ‘B’! Press ‘B’! Press ‘B’!”

“There. Oh.”

“What did you do?”

“I pressed ‘B’”

“Which button was that?”

“The one on the front.”

“That’s ‘A’. Here… let me show you….OOOOYAGH!”

Our first Nintendo Wii casualty.

It occurred just as my sister’s Very Tall Boyfriend made a second – and fatal – attempt at Wii Sports Bowling at the exact moment your humble narrator stepped in to show, exactly, where Button B was on the handset.

A handset that was planted, with no little power, straight into your narrator’s trouser parts.

“OOOOOYAGH!” I exclaimed, in surprise and alarm, before assuming a foetal position on the living room carpet.

I would, under the circumstances, have fully expected at least an apology or some sort of concern for my wellbeing. However, my gasps of “You’re… supposed… to… use… the… wrist… strap” were met with hoots of laughter from the gallery.

On pressing 'B'...

pongo

Cambridge, United Kingdom

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