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Rebellion
Posted 19 days ago.
When I Die
Posted 3 months ago.
The Old Marlborough Road
Posted 3 months ago.
Writing
A Letter To The BNP
You are a complete disgrace of a human being, not fit to lick the boots of those who died for the freedom of this nation
Dear Cambridge Paranormal Investigation Team
Our local gang of paranormal investigators, meddling with dark, dark forces of which they know nothing have hit the local press with their plans for a Hallowe’en ghostbusting extravaganza.
A Day At The Beach
I kindly point out that the craft in question wouldn’t go woosh if it were powered by the bastard lovechild of Lance Armstrong and Steve Regrave, but he is adamant.
Dear Ginsters...
You could almost get away with calling them “hand-reared, corn-fed and organically farmed” with all the mung bean casserole sloshing around inside them.
Tales of Mirth and Woe - Sucker (NOT PLEASANT)
Publicly disgusted but secretly impressed, “You sick, sick fucker” and “Just wait until we tell EVERYBODY” and “I’m gonna puke” rang out as others ran in to s…
On getting told off as an adult
And there I was, the one day in my life I was actually in a DIY store buying a doorbell, thoroughly testing each and every tune – James May-style
