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You know you are Puerto Rican IF.............50 things

this one is for ALL OF MY COUSINS WHO ARE OUT THERE..
AND for all of my bubblishus friends..

( Part of this was from an email I received quite a while back , and I have always loved it )

You Know You’re Puerto Rican If …

YOU HAVE CILANTRO GROWING IN THE WINDOWS AND FIRE ESCAPES , OR ANYWHERE IT FITS

you get pissed if during Christmastime, you go for a visit , and the were no rice and pigeon peas, and you let them know you are upset..

You’ve ever used your lips to point something out.

You’ve ever been hit with “chancletas”, ……………….a soft flip flop mom is wearing, and she beats you with it while pisses..and its so soft you end up laughing and she beats you harder..

or: with the cord of the iron ,she is using to iron with at the moment

You get really scared whenever someone mentions “El Cuuuuuco!!!”

You’ve gone to Titi’s house and passed through the “bead
curtain” in the living room.

You step into a house that has all those little figurines taking
up every inch of space on the TV and under the TV.

Your mother has a porcelain cat, dog, Buddha or elephant in her
living room.

Almost everyone you know is nicknamed “mira”.

You’ve eaten “esporsoda” with butter.

You have a perpetually drunk neighbor.

You know your mom is sneaking up on you because you can hear the
‘clack-clack’ of her “chancletas”.

Someone in you family is name “Maria”.

You have actually met several people named “Jesus”.

You treat fevers with “alcoholado”.

You need a cup of coffee after every meal.

Your uncle owns more gold than the jewelry shop down the street.

You’ve sat in a two-passenger car with over seven people in it,
and there’s a person shouting “Subete que caben mas!”.

You know at least four of your last names.

You scrunch up your nose to ask a silent “que ?”.

You’ve ever left grass out for the camels on the night of Jan.
5th., instead of leaving milk and cookies for Santa Claus on
Christmas.

You remember Ricky Martin as the little one from Menudo.

You were raised on Goya products (Si es Goya, tiene que ser
bueno).

You consider the bad luck day to be “Tuesday” (not Friday the
13th).

Your sofa or rug is covered in plastic.

You start clapping when your plane hits the runway.

Your mother, tia, or hermana’s hair is black cherry, “sun in”
red, or a burgundy that would make Celia Cruz jealous.

You go to a wedding or Quinceanera party, gossip about how bad
the food is, but take a plate to go.

You can dance to merengue, cumbia, or salsa without music.

You think Christina can beat Oprah any day.

You can get to your house blindfolded because the smell of
chuletas is SO strong.

Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner
when you live in a one bedroom apartment.

Telenovenas have the status of holy ceremonies.

You think platanos are a whole separate food group.

You have a picture of “Cristo” in your house.

You think your name begins like this: “Ave Maria Purisima,
__________”.

You walk around saying “Chacho”, or “Chacha” or “Ay Bendito”.

Others tell you to stop screaming when you’re really talking.

You know someone who drives a “Cheby”.

A balanced meal consists of rice and beans and some kind of meat.

You know the difference between “Carolina Rice” and everything
else.

The thought of eating fried pork intestines filled with blood
and rice reminds you of Christmas.

You have at least 30 cousins. At least!

You know how to drive an “estandar” or “estic chift” car.

You can tell the difference between “Cafe Crema” and “Bustelo”.

And last, but not least:

Your grandmother thinks Vick’s Vapor Rub is the miracle cure for
everything!

I am so proud to be who i am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much for reading my stuff:))))

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You know you are Puerto Rican IF.............50 things by 


us four sisters .. would crack up with this until we had to go the wee wee room.. hope you can get a little of the gist of how we roll!!!

and in no way!.. am I offending anybody!.. this is the truth , and we love it!

Comments

  • madworld
    madworldalmost 6 years ago

    Lol, fine writing again…Love reading your stuff, you make me smile out loud every time.

  • omg…………..gawd…….. im so glad yo ucan appreciate this!..Im amazed.. i thought it might be "too puerto rican to be understood ". thank yu so much for the visits and comments.. means allot to me gf!

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • dpennyor
    dpennyoralmost 6 years ago

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!! you’re awesome my dear!!! this is fantastic reading!!!!!

  • lmao……………. awwwww .. so you can ’get it".. and understand our ways? lol!.. thas fantastic!.. he heeeee I had a hard time putting it up cause I was laughing so hard.. xxxx

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • WaleskaL
    WaleskaLalmost 6 years ago

    Awesome, very cool!

  • can yu relate to any of it ??????/LOL!

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • Agnes McGuinness
    Agnes McGuinnessalmost 6 years ago

    LOL! Brilliant. I have experience of almost everything here, except in English. Does that mean if your Irish, you must be Puerto Rican. As for Ricky Martin, if someone from this town becomes famous, then you mother is sure to know their granny, and they’ll always be Mrs. D’s wee girl who does the singing. LOL. And as for cousins, only 30! You’re slipping Sista!! Agnes xx

  • HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OMG.. YOU MADE ME lol!!!!!!!!

    oh yeah , I am slacking .. I actually have 134 cousins.. do you drive a cheby?..

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • Heavenandus777
    Heavenandus777almost 6 years ago

    This is so Cute, I Remember living in Hieleah Fla……Im Sure you Heard of that city

  • awwwwwwwww.. thank you sweety! you must have a ton of purtorican friends.. xxxxxxx.. Hialeah!???.. I have heard of it! .. muah . and hugz., Anna..

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • madworld
    madworldalmost 6 years ago

    lol, not too puerto rican at all, very much the same as our maori community in nz in a lot of respects. Awesome work chicky!!

  • wow!!!!.. h eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. that made me smile.. thanks for letting me know.. new Z!.. yay!!!!!!!!!!!

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • Agnes McGuinness
    Agnes McGuinnessalmost 6 years ago

    No, I don’t drive a cheby, but I’ve got several first names, and we’ve got lots of ornaments all over the place. And people shout at you one the phone because they think you’re too far away to hear them if they don’t. LOL

  • omg………… h a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. lol!!!!!!!!!.. oh dear dear.. that is too cute!!!!!!!! .. yes , very similar!

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • Visual   Inspirations
    Visual Inspi...almost 6 years ago

    lol.. I am not Puerto Rican but I got a big kick out of this!! Great family shot!!

  • lo!!!!!!!!!!!awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..cool. thankyu! , rhonda..xx

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • WaleskaL
    WaleskaLalmost 6 years ago

    Yes I can relate, in fact you inspired me, check out my You know you are Dominican if..
    Journal entry… ;)

  • omg!!!!!!!!! i will check that out!!! awwwww you make me soooo happy Walska chcia linda..xxxxx thanku !

    – Isa Rodriguez

  • Heavenandus777
    Heavenandus777almost 6 years ago

    I Spelled it Wrong…LOL….
    I Know alot of of Jesus and Chino’s

  • hhhhhhhhaaaaaa!. there ya go !:))))))))))))))) lol!

    – Isa Rodriguez

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