Fake Memoirs III

Jo O'Brien
Author: Jo O'Briencommunity ambassador
Word Count: 382
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Fake Memoirs III

Fake Memoirs III belongs to the following groups:

Media and Publicity and Melbourne & Victoria

Let me introduce myself.

I’m that girl the boys would take home to their Mum and then ravish at the drive in. That kid who worked hard at school and moved out before she was an inconvenience to her family. I’m the voyeur who slipped secret notes into strangers pockets in the street, and sent flowers to oldies who lived alone. The woman who takes a squirt of perfume from department stores to see if her lover will accuse her of infidelity. I’m that chick who spits around the boys and wears high heels to the dentist.

When I got home today my pantyhose had ladders all up the backs. I pulled out a pen and drew little ladders through the holes all up my skin. Maybe tomorrow I’ll go to the tattoo parlor and keep them forever. Like that puppy I always wanted. I ran out of tonic last night, not that it matters. If I dig the pen into my legs the alcohol will burn my ladders down. I wonder if I could start a real fire in here? If I could trust myself to watch it and not let it spread. Or if I’d burn the lot?

That guy I’m seeing said he’d head over later. I wonder if he’ll be wearing his belt? My last boyfriend had the same one but it wasn’t for holding up his pants.

Tomorrow is some family thing. I’m supposed to bring a salad. I bought lettuce on the way home, and asked this ugly dude near the fruit if I could take him on a date. He was married, which of course is the only reason I asked. I got to the check out and they’d run out of my cigarettes. My family doesn’t know I smoke anyway, and so long as I arrive with a salad in my arms they will pretend along with me that I’m still that girl from two decades ago.

I still am, only now I take it for granted. Being smart and subtle might have taken me far once, but the way the world is now, I’m just another anybody. It’s actually smarter and more subtle to pretend I’m not.

  • John Robb

    John Robb

    Great work Jo.

  • Col  Finnie

    Col Finnie

    What an excellent example of snapping out a body blow at the end of each para. Nice one.

  • DennisK

    DennisK

    very interesting,

    very cool

  • Ash rebeltherace

    Ash rebeltherace

    great read
    its odd, this girl
    she seems so far away from me
    but there are things that when i read it
    i think, wow
    this is me?

  • Tom Broderick IPA

    Tom Broderick IPA

    very interesting. tom

  • Bevsimages

    Bevsimages

    quirky, in your face & honest…Just shows its best to just be you… ;) x

  • theyellowfury

    theyellowfury

    Very edgy. Nice one.

  • berndt2

    berndt2

    Cool 8)

  • James Price

    James Price

    ok, i’ve decided waht it is I really love aboutt his girl… She lives her life the way we all want to live. To have her cake and eat it too… She can be anyone people expect ehr to be… She’s respectible but knows all to well how to be bad, you can take her out but she’s more fun to keep in, she’s a flirt, but in a way that makes you feel good about yourself, not bad. Most of all, she’s very strong, but at the same time fragile and just wants to be loved.

  • TeriLee

    TeriLee

    Fantastic read! Great writing! :)

  • PJ Ryan

    PJ Ryan

    great writing .. had me all the way through .. i can relate to that character too :)

  • Faizan Qureshi

    Faizan QureshiAll Rounder

    I admire you so much Jo. You’re like an idol to me, just so much wiser and prettier than the rest. I didn’t ever think that you were fragile like James described once but how well do we ever know anyone? I feel like I know you… a bit. :-)

    Keep it up dude!

  • Larasolnishko

    Larasolnishko

    that writing is screaming for LOVE!!!!

  • MarkezzAckui ...

    MarkezzAckui ...

    Your cool…..I like you…..this piece of writitng says so very much about you…..I enjoyed reading this from start to finish…....Cool!!!

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