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Fastest Spiders In The World

We’ve some Spiders in our car,
They come with us both near and far.
One web hangs up in the corner,
A spidery version of Lil’ Jack Horner.

Another live out all Al Fresco,
Behind wing mirror is where he goes.
His web gets blown all up and under,
Closing the door must sound like thunder.

The third he tends to live itinerent,
and dangling down can be an irritant.
Bungee jumping from the plastic,
When he’s in your face it could be drastic.

But by and large we leave them be,
They don’t bother us, nor them, we.
I think they like the speed and motion,
To be ton-up spiders is their notion.

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© photogenique (dave peddie): using this poem, or any part thereof, for any purpose and in any way, without prior permission, may lead to legal action.

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  • Joan Smart
    Joan Smartabout 7 years ago

    what a great poem !!! love it….

  • pijinlane
    pijinlaneabout 7 years ago


  • loramae
    loramaeabout 7 years ago

    They don’t bother us???…are you kiddin?…I scream like a proper girl does when one of them critters come near me (OH)…funny funny man!

  • mawaho
    mawahoabout 7 years ago

    Funny and nice to read. So many pictures I visualize like ‘Bungee jumping from the plastic’

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