Red Bubble Addiction Check

1 – Do you spend at least 1 hour daily on RB?

2 – Do you regularly go to bed very late at night, sometimes past midnight, because you just wanted to upload one more image / writing / T-shirt?

3 – Do you go to sleep wondering how many views that one last image / writing / T-shirt will get?

4 – Do you dream about how you’ll set up or edit your next piece?

5 – Do you get up in the morning and log in to RB to see if you were right about your views?

6 – Do you crave the adoration of favouritings?

7 – Do you long for comments?

8 – Do you believe Photoshop has the power to change the world?

9 – Do you take your camera / paintbox / sketchpad / notepad everywhere with you hoping for that RB moment?

10 – Do you pray that your image / writing / T-shirt will be shown on the RB HomePage?

11 – Do you only go on holiday / vacation where you know you can get Internet access so you can check your Bubble Mail?

12 – Do you hope that everyone that you watchlist, will watchlist you in return?

If you can answer, ‘YES’, to six or more of the above, then you may have, Red Bubble Addiction.

There is but one cure: Go to your nearest shopping centre / mall, dressed as any character from Sesame Street, or even in a giant kangaroo costume, and yodel your National Anthem through a load-hailer until arrested. You will then be taken to a place where there is no Internet Access, but plenty of severe nurses with no necks and suspiciously hairy top lips, who will ensure your best care in one of their small, but well appointed rooms. Thus ensuring a cure will be affected.

Do it now, before it’s too late!!

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With a tongue (mine, if you are asking) firmly in my cheek, I offer you this helpful little checklist, and wish you good health!
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Inspired by a comment from sarah moore a few weeks ago, which she’s may well have forgotten by now(!)

Comments

  • poppykitten
    poppykittenabout 7 years ago

    Oh no, I knew there was something wrong, but I could not put my finger on what it was,
    Dr Dave has diagnosed my problem. Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh its, true.
    I am addicted to Red Bubble.

  • abefleur
    abefleurabout 7 years ago

    i have just had a good lol – i remember being in the lake district with no internet – it was like taking my oxygen away lol!!! A bit more balanced now (not quite midnight yet).

  • StacyLee
    StacyLeeabout 7 years ago

    LOL!!! I’ll pass this on to Frank ;)

  • candid
    candidabout 7 years ago

    They’re coming to take me away, Ha Ha,
    They’re coming to take me away, Ho Ho,
    To a happy place with nice young men in brite white suits and rubber walls,
    They’re coming to take me away, Ha Ha!

    I answered yes to at least 9. I will see all of you soon in the insane asylum!!

  • Cathleen Tarawhiti
    Cathleen Taraw...about 7 years ago

    Rack off, know-it-all! You forgot dreaming about how you’ll set up or edit your next piece. :)

  • Irene  Burdell
    Irene Burdellabout 7 years ago

    Get me a nurse right away ,I have definitely got IT.[The addiction.] Something went wrong the other night and I couldn’t upload any pictures ,I couldn’t sleep thinking I might never get back onRB, and what on earth would I do?Maybe I should get a life before i end up in that well appointed room.

  • Halcyon007
    Halcyon007about 7 years ago

    No, I refuse to believe that only scoring 10 and a half makes me an addict.

  • Halcyon007
    Halcyon007about 7 years ago

    Hello

    My name is Stuart and i’m a bubbleaholic

  • Sarah Moore
    Sarah Mooreabout 7 years ago

    BA anonoymous here we come!!!!

  • Paul Louis Villani
    Paul Louis Vil...about 7 years ago

    LOL!!
    Nurses with hairy top lips!!! Aaaaarrrrgggh!!
    I can’t stop picturing that in my head! :D
    ..and yes I answered yes to 6 or more of the above too!

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