The usual response one obtains when wishing to complain about something to a bastard enterprise. Submitted 5.1.09

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Phil Woodman, retired research/environmental chemist specialising in the use of gas chromatographs and mass spectrometers.

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  • Judy Woodman
    Judy Woodmanover 5 years ago

    where did you find this?

  • Judy, I made it up on my machine…an original spoken word by me and I used a Coreldraw 9 program, put the macro lens on my Nikon D70S, took a photo of the computer screen, downloaded it into the Dell and placed it on Redbubble.

    – Phil Woodman

  • Andrew Woodman
    Andrew Woodmanover 5 years ago

    Very interesting Phil!

  • Jan Richardson
    Jan Richardsonover 5 years ago

    Is THAT why they never get back to me? Obviously, no brain cells to be found!!!! Very clever, Phil!

  • reflector
    reflectorover 5 years ago

    Priceless ! So funny – I love the line about the brain cell.

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