Phil Eckert

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly…. he in the upper
bunk and she
in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, “
Ma’am , I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold. “

” I have a better idea, ” she replied. ” Just for tonight, let’s just
pretend that we’re married. “

” Wow! That’s a great idea! ” he exclaimed!

” Good, ” she replied… ” Get your own f**king blanket. “
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.