There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...or was there
A woman lashes out against injustice
“There was an old woman who lived in a show. She had so many children she didn’t know what to do.” Blah, blah, blah. First of all, I was ONLY twenty-eight! Since when is that old? So any way, the “so many children” part; I had four, yeah that’s right, four. Since when is four such a big number? I’ll admit it’s a couple more than the norm, but jeez give me a break. And I ALWAYS knew what to do. We had a schedule and we stuck more or less to it. Come to think about it, I did NOT live in a shoe either. I’ll confess, I had a lot of shoes, and hwne I say alot, I mean A LOT.
It’s amazing how much people exaggerate. Children grew up thinking I was a scattered brained slut who lived in a very strange house. I want the people responsible for this blatant character defamation. I will have justice!
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