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Granny Smith was always rotton to the core! by peterpan

Gardening lover’s memories.

Remarked how lovely the bush was.

Elephant lover’s memories.

Ellie,Your skin,it’s so soft.

Circus lover’s memories.

Chuckles the clown’s bigtop was enormous!

For Sale: Henry VIII Royal Carriage………

Seats six-plenty of head room!

For Sale: Lee Harvey Oswald’s apartmentR…

Top floor,great views from window.

For Sale: Saddam Hussein’s wardrobe

Well used,Plenty of hanging space.

For Sale: Buddy Holly’s old house……

(Mature)

Something nice to say about Fishmongers….

Sole in all the right Plaice’s!

Something nice to say about Astronauts…R…

They’re absolutely out of this world!

Something nice to say about Accountants……

Definitely, People you can count on!!
Star Burst by peterpan Worth the early morn.... by peterpan

War leader in job interview…

So Adolf,about those interpersonal skills!!

God at a job Interview……

(Mature)

Historic politician in job interview………

So Mr Ghandi,Any leadership skills….

Daughter asking Daddy awkward questions……

Daddy,how do seedless grapes grow?

Two ghosts at the bar….

“What’s ya poison then?”…. “Just Spirits”

Two dogs talking

“How are you feeling?”…..really rough!

Actual argument with your intestinal tract.

“Bloody Hell…you do talk crap!”

Fruit Marathon running.

“Wait up…..I’m running outta juice!!”

Medieval biscuits on the law of Witch practice.

“Come on guys let’s Dunk her!!”

God being asked about Pythagoras’s theoram&…

Oh God,Christ knows…it’s errrr.

Einstein telling his Grandaughter a story..

Once upon time continuam there was……

God ordering off mailorder over the phone..

“The postcode for Earth….It’s errr….”

Telephone Conversation with your Dad….

Hello Darling…I’ll get your Mother!

Norman the builder quoting businesses motto to ne…

“I came,I saw,I concreted!”

Micky mouse helping out a sick friend!

“Minnie,vets asking”……“What animal’s Goofy?”

Adam and Eve’s Friday night in front of the…

You fancy Chinese tonight Dear…..Ribs?
The discovery by detectives of a shallow grave near a local lovers spot,put police under no illusion that rigor mortis does most certainly set in quickly!!!! by peterpan Little Timmy was woken suddenly with a horrifying site of his older brother Benjy coming towards him, trying to Brand him with Daddies hot cow poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by peterpan Onlookers were delighted at Dave's new Inspector gadget metal detecting Third leg....Much fun was always had with his third leg on quiet evenings in. by peterpan Chloe's Class Science project proved a triumphant success.......Miss Hovis had never seen Flies under the microscope taking vacation!!   by peterpan