Poor George’s funeral.



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  • lightsmith
    lightsmithover 5 years ago

    Dearly Beslugged,

    We are gathered here to pay our final respects to our brother George.
    George was a snail extraodinaire. Chapion slitherer, acclaimed hider-in-shell and
    voted only recently as the snail most likely to slime.

    He was a snail who lived life to the full. A famous model, star of many pictures and calendars,
    he knew his worth and was not one to hold back.

    Victim of a tragic accident – a game of leapfrog gone wrong – he died as he lived – never fearing to come out of his shell.

    He is survived by wife Stella (common-law) and his devoted keeper, Pene.

    May he rest in pieces.

  • Hmmm…. A tragic loss.

    His ‘partner’ of many months,Stella, was so upset she wouldn’t come out of her shell… just sat there blowing bubbles.

    It’s all so very tragic! We shall miss him terribly!

    – Pene Stevens

  • missmoneypenny
    missmoneypennyover 5 years ago

    So sad – what an imagination – brilliant

  • karenuk1969
    karenuk1969over 5 years ago

    Awww! Very inventive!

  • judyoneil
    judyoneilover 5 years ago

    Good shot but the words certainly are well written. Good to see others have a sense of humor as well., pene.

  • muckypup
    muckypupover 5 years ago

    I can’t believe you killed George!

  • no, i didn’t … it was a very unfortunate “leap frogging” accident.


    – Pene Stevens

  • Explosive
    Explosiveover 5 years ago

    omg! This so beats my depressed tomato!
    looool! The cross is adorable! and the mini flowers!!
    ehm. Very tragic indeed
    (Excellent!!!!! love this!)

  • itsallgoodamanda
    itsallgoodamandaover 5 years ago

    Omg That beats my snails having a threesome ,very funny! cheers

  • Ken Boxsell
    Ken Boxsellover 5 years ago

    LOL……….Very funny…….I love it………Awesome work pene

  • georgiegirl
    georgiegirlover 5 years ago

    Poor old George… but it sounds like he went away doing something he loves, and with friends and family around too (so he didn’t die alone). I hope Stella’s cheered up!! ;D

  • georgiegirl
    georgiegirlover 5 years ago

    it didn’t win!! Well, if I had known about it and was a member of the Canon club (and had a Canon camera for that matter… I have Olympus), I would have voted for George’s photo. Congrats for being in the ‘top 10’ :D

  • :) thanks for the ‘wouldbe’ vote !! :)
    and all the lovely comments! :)

    – Pene Stevens

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