When Rodney got a grant from the council to make a film which would highlight issues affecting London’s youth and was struggling to write it Del Boy came up with this gem of an idea:
An escaped rhino flees to London where it sneaks out at night on a killing spree and hides in a lock-up garage under the railway arches by day. Only one maverick cop, played by Charlton Heston, and his zookeeper girlfriend can find the rogue beast and bring it to justice.
A horror, crime, love, disaster story!
Disaster? It’s a calamity!
You know it makes sense!